#conversoceans

what awful force drove you to okcupid in the first place

Have you been castrated and drowned in the Volga???

ALSO welcome to the 25 club! your walking stick will be arriving in the mail shortly (but if you pull out the top its a sword in there so it’s pretty cool)

and don’t feel bad when it inevitably happens. it happens to e v e r y o n e.

it's like a rite of passage

the worst part is that i realized it, and then i was like "no that's so dumb that can't be it"

and i had to CHECK

it’s ALSO been about 10 years for me and the length of time just MAKES IT WORSE/BETTER god

GOD I KNOW

i feel like i should start warning people when i rec the series

pterry is the worst because most people settle for the instant gratification of the groan BUT NO. HE PLAYS THE LONG GAME.

i'm just

FURIOUS

but also in AWE

honestly I’m not surprised by your costume dilemma. I’m expecting you pick a roller derby option.

i ended up going with the christmas hat option, because at least i look cute in it

Powerful death grandma <3 <3