#conversationswithcats

Today's happy pill: ✔️ 😻 #conversationswithcats #crazycatlady https://www.instagram.com/p/BvB29G2AhPx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zaiii47tn9fx

Me: "Lucky, what are you doing?" Lucky: "I'm getting ready for my Risky Business entrance." Me: "Where's your t-shirt and socks?" Lucky: "I'm wearing a natural tuxedo, I'm upping the game." Me: "Fancy!" Lucky: "Time of your life, huh kid?" #hegotmeagain #thiscatkillsme #conversationswithcats #Lovemyfurbabies #Breakeykids

Me: ~whispers~ "Anybody want a treat?" No answer. Me: "Don't say I didn't offer." #offthehook #Lovemyfurbabies #conversationswithcats #Breakeykids

Me: "Gracie Lou?" Gracie Lou: "Shhh." Me: "Are you sleeping?" Gracie Lou: "No, I'm just practicing. Come back later." #Breakeykids #conversationswithcats #Lovemyfurbabies

Charlie: "I'm so tired." Me: "Me too. Daddy had me move 140 patio bricks to the backyard today. They were heavy." Charlie: "I'm tired because I only had five of my seven naps today. Me: ~eye roll~ "Oh yeah, you win." #conversationswithcats #Breakeykids #Lovemyfurbabies

Me: "Hey, Lucky." Lucky: "Talk to me Goose." Me: ~heavy sigh~ "Let me guess, 'Top Gun'? Fine, I'll play, 'You can be my wingman anytime.'" Lucky: ~wink~ "Bullshit, you can be mine!" #freakinlovethiscat #conversationswithcats #Breakeykids #Lovemyfurbabies

Charlie: "Can you Google something for me?" Me: "Sure, what am I looking up?" Charlie: "I'm looking for a book, 'How To Train Your Parents'. Maybe with a chapter on why you shouldn't wake your fur babies to make a bed." #conversationswithcats #Lovemyfurbabies #Breakeykids

None of them were interested in talking to me. I think Jim unfairly uses cat treats to lure them away. #conversationswithcats #Breakeykids #Lovemyfurbabies