Girl: Oh please lol who gets intimidated by an ant? Haha

Guy: Ants are small but they are powerful haha so yeah i got strength haha

Guy: At least I don't smell like fish.

Girl: Fish may smell weird but they're damn delicious.

Guy: But some people die from allergic reaction to fish.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

Juden??????

Stranger: ...

Stranger: wat

You: NO THIS IS BOB

Stranger: NO THIS IS DOG

You: THE DOG EATING A HOT

You: -

You: YOU READ MY MIND

You: *cough*

You: anyway

Stranger: I KNOW >:D

You: THE DOG

You: EATING A HOT DOG

Stranger: NOOOOOOO

You: SITTING ON A TOLIET PAPER WAD

You: wat

You: ???

Stranger: I dunno lol

You: oh ok :D

Stranger: continue this odd dogs tale xD

You: ok sooo

You: WHO FELT VERY ODD

You: THEN HE MET LOD

You: ANOTHER DOG

You: WHO WAS KICKING CATPILLER POD

You: Z

Stranger: I think Dr Suess is on acid xD

You: swimmign anime?

You: swimming*

You: no?

You: ok :(

Stranger: whadawhat?

You: nevermind

You: its an anime

Stranger: I watch a lot

You: i thought you jumped out of tumblr

Stranger: but never heard of that one

Stranger: and nope lol

Stranger: I jumped out of Narnia

You: its like the biggest growing fandom from tublr

You: oohhphohohtergafsudghufsjad

You: that makes since

Stranger: it's the language of the mushroom people!

Stranger: they have spoken!

You: I COME FROM THE LAND OF OZ

Stranger: bearing good news? :0

Stranger: WHAT OF THE MAGICAL SEAHORSES

You: no we ran out toliet paper

You: *runs to get some*

Stranger: blast...the gremlins have struck again

You: TOLIET PAPAPAPAPAPAPAEEERRRR

You: wait

Stranger: TOOO THE RESCUUUEEE

You: i must ask you a serious question

Stranger: yesms?

You: (if you answer this i will love you forevevevever)

You: what is the meaning of life?

Stranger: ...squirrels, pokemon and....hmmmm

Stranger: pop tarts

You: its actually 42 but close enough

You: :D

Stranger: yesh X3

Stranger: or is it 27...0_o

You: nope its 42

You: positive

Stranger: no it's....420!!! ^-^

You: its from "the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy" good book

Stranger: ohhh haha

You: literally..... 42

Stranger: sadly...am unaware of any of that lol

You: i dunno where it came from... but

You: THE PUMKIN HAS SPOKEn

Stranger: SPEAK APPARITION...tell me your story...

You: I CAME FROM THE LAND OF GARF

You: AND THEN I CAME ACROSS A FAT LADY WHO ROLLLED AROUND ON

You: PIPES OF CANDY AND GLITTER

Stranger: I know of such a place. ..the ferocious man eating gerbil resides there

You: WHO SAID: SDFGHJWF FETUSRKASTGVEKTJRWAFGHTNRMACSTGYAHWerszg bdgdfnbvgrfbdgrb

You: FLIGHT 89, ALL ABORD ON FLIGHT 89''

Stranger: LET IT BE KNOWN

You: AND SO I ABORDEDED THIS "FLIGHT 89"

You: AND I CAME AROSS THIS LAND CALLED

You: AMERICA

You: *EAGLE CALLS*

You: *EXPLOTION*

Stranger: That is a place of myth and legend!

Stranger: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN

Stranger: *explosion :3

You: YES CHILD BE RESTFULLNESSSQUIET

You: AND THEN I HAILED A TAXU CAB , AND THEN THE TAXI CAB DRIVER WAS NONE OTHER THAN-

Stranger: batman?????

You: hold on i need to get some arizona iced tea :3

You: sure

You: lets go with that

You: AND IT WAS BATMAN!

You: *LE GASP FROM AUDIENCE FROM BEHIND YOU*

Stranger: dum duh duh!!

You: AND HE WAS WEARING A FUNNY HAT

You: WITH FEATHERS

Stranger: AND HOLDING A RUBBER CHICKEN FOR NO REASON AT ALL

You: AND HE ASKED IN A REALLY RASPY VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS GURGALING MARBLES

You: " WHAT TIME IS IT?"

Stranger: Time fo you to get a watch! BOOM!!!

You: AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHH

Stranger: Then he punched you in the face, RIGHT???? :d

Stranger: :D

You: NO HE GAVE A SPARKLE PAT, WHITCH IS HAS A DIFFRENCE OF .00000000003 THAN A PUNCH

You: YOUR ARGUMENT WAS INVALID

You: DONT DEFY MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Stranger: FALCON PUNCH!!!

You: OH YES, THEN BATMAN DROVE HIM 4.6 FEET TO HIS DESTINATION

Stranger: And charged him all of his money because he can!

You: AND I GOT A COMPUTER

Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME

You: FOR APENNY, MY RIGHT PINKY FINGER, AND A PIECE OF UNICORN SHIT

Stranger: WITH GROUND UP SMURF AS TAX

You: AND NOW I AM HERE

You: TADAAAAA

You: ~~~~~

Stranger: *magical lightshow entrance

Stranger: I totally lost track of that whole thing xD

You: wait wat was the question in the beginning

You: how the- what-

Stranger: I don't even know haha

Stranger: but we fucked over batman

You: it was asking for a person named juden.

Stranger: well we instead gave them entertainment :D

You: omg i realized that the person asking is watching us

Stranger: or...a simulated acid trip

You: ok then, well i have to scaddle

Stranger: Aw ok

You: WAIT DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR!? !

Stranger: nope xP

You: AWWWWW, WELL IF YOU DO MAKE ONE, MINE IS ISACANTSTOP

You: OK? YOU GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT'------

You: :P

Stranger: I'm probably not gonna get one haha xD

You: *LE TEAR*

Stranger: don't worry be happy :D

You: WE WILL MEET ONE ANOTHER AGAN SOME-NEVER-TIME IN THE FUTURE

You: LE BYE BYE BABY]

Stranger: I SHALL AWAIT YOU IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE

You: wait are u a guy or girl

Stranger: girl lol

You: ME TOO!

You: I KNEW IT

You: ok byeeeeeee~~~!

Stranger: Haha seeeeee ya