#conversation iris

Whilst late night scrolling an ad for this showed up on my news feed and I had to share with you because who doesn’t want their wheelchair to look like Buzz Lightyear’s Star Command spaceship? So cool! I didn’t realise these actually exist. There’s also one that can make a chair look like Razor Crest from Mandolorian which apparently also lights up. Do you think they make these for adults??? I think it’s an essential yet entirely unnecessary purchase.

UNNECESSARY , what do you mean this is entirely necessary. .  And they’d better make them for adults because that’s got to discrimination if they don’t.  

Artie: Got love it when you have a seizure in the middle of the night and fall out your chair face planting the floor in the process..

Iris: Number 1) Are you okay??? and 2) and this is completely irrelevant in the scheme things but nice glasses.

Artie: Number 1) Yeh, bit bruised and battered and I look like i was at the losing end of a fight with Rocky Balboa , but I'll live. The bruising all come out now , so I'll be back to my gorgeous looking self before you know it. It was all my fault it happened in the first place, because I didn't check that all Mom's guests had left and went to get a drink. Rolled into the kitchen and was met with a wide open back door. I can remember falling out my chair and hearing a snap and thinking shit that's broken and the next thing I knew Mom and her friend Steve where leaning over me with a bag of Ice on my face . And a few rather scared looking guests ,who have obviously never experienced the joy of watching someone go from zero to seizure in about 10 seconds , completely by passing the panic attack stage.

@lifeofiris​

GO AND VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

together??? god what did your tastebuds ever do to you?

Have you never tried, it.  OMG .  You do not know what you are missing .  

i snorted i don't know why this is so funny

Because Ms Rose-berry I am a comic genius.   

what about this one 

I'm not sad about not going to disney , theme parks arn't really my thing , it's ball ache getting on and off the rides I can go on. I make the perfect bag holder though and i the fact that I can get prebook our slots so i don't have to queue , is great, but it's more about not being their for willow. Hows she gonna feel when she looks back at her childhood photos and her Dad's not in any of them. That's a good one , but i did say fuck it and i've gone back to bed. And i just shouted at Mom , cause she kept reminding me to shift position , I don't think me yelling at her " i' know i've been doing this for 20 f-ing years , just leave me alone " was the best thing to say . I know she means well, but i just want to be left alone.