#contrivancess

C Support

Reshi: Gods, this is such a bother. Why can’t Gaius be a bit more ti—

Inigo: Reshi! Just the tactician I wanted to see!

Reshi: Inigo, I’d hate to break it to you, but I’m the only tactician here… well, besides Morgan. But he’s still training.

Reshi: Anyways, what do you need?

Inigo: Well, I need you, of course.

Reshi: I-Inigo? I’m married. What do you need besides er… me? Oh, can you help me for a spell? Pass me the bar of soap over there, please!

Inigo: I know that, but are you happi-- huh? Bar of soap? I suppose I can help out. Here, catch!

Reshi: Inigo, that’s slippery!

*CRASHING NOISE*

Reshi: Did you slip? Are you okay, Inigo? Should I get a healer?

Inigo: I’m… I’m fine… I just fell flat on my face, that’s all! See! No blood! It’s truly a shame, too. I wouldn’t be opposed to bleeding!

Reshi: Gods, you’re as bad as your father… if not worse.

Inigo: Hey, that’s a good thing! He’s been wondering if I only took after my mother?

Reshi: Well… tell him that you take after the both of them! Come on, we need to go to the medical tent. I suppose Gaius’s laundry can wait.

Inigo: Of course, if that’s what you request, milady!

Reshi: Reshi. Just… Reshi.

B Support

Reshi: Alright, I’ll surely get these stains out in no time! It’s perfect, no distractions… no Morgan… no Gaius… no Chrom… no nothing!

Inigo: Hey there, Reshi. Doing the laundry again?

Reshi: Gah! G-Gods, I didn’t anticipate that Inigo would be here…

Inigo: Eh, are you busy? Well, I’m just dawdling around, so… why not I help? My mother told me I’m pretty darn good at doing the laundry!

Reshi: Hm, really now? Then why don’t we assign you to laundry duty from now on? Don’t fret, we’re only doing Gaius’s laundry.

Reshi: Then again… it’s Gaius’s.

Inigo: Pfft, it’s only some mere stains! Presumably from desserts or something.

Inigo: It’s not like… it’s not like he had bloodstains or some dirt on there. He hadn’t gotten injured that much during battle.

Reshi: Inigo…

Reshi: Gah! You’re making me too worried! Just go grab a rock and start scrubbing these stains off! There’s not going to be blood on any of the fabric! Just… cherry juice or something.

Inigo: Haha, I apologize about that. Duly noted, Reshi! You can count on me!

Reshi: Hehe, I’m glad about that. We should really put you on laundry duty more often… wait, Inigo? What are you doing to his cape?

Inigo: This dastard! I knew he was the one who stole the dessert I was saving!

Reshi: You’re scrubbing too hard! Your’e going to rip it!

Inigo: Good! Just like I wanted! Damn that thief!

Reshi: Inigo!

A Support

Gaius: … my cape…

Gaius: I guess it’ll just be fixed after a little sewing. It’s okay, Bubbles, don’t cry or anything.

Reshi: No way! Why would I cry? Like you said, it can be easily mended. And what did I say about calling me Bubbles?

Gaius: Muh? Why not? Oh… right, I promised. Well, babe, you’re just as sweet as sugar for washing my clothes.

Gaius: Although… they didn’t need to be cleaned in the first place. I appreciate the sentiment, anyways. What’d you do with this, anyways? Got in a fight and they ripped it?

Reshi: Uh… well, it’s a long story. Inigo actually made that, actually.

Gaius: Inigo? Well, I’ll se you around, Reshi. Got some fixing to do.

*Gaius leaves, Inigo enters*

Inigo: Whoa, you’re not actually doing laundry!

Reshi: Well… not today. Perhaps on the weekend I will, Inigo. If you still want to do it, I’ve spoke to Chrom about letting you do it rather than other chores.

Inigo: Whew, that’s a relief. I did not want to be on cooking duty with Owain at all! He was going to probably end up burning the food because his sword hand twitched!

Reshi: Ah, so you’re saying that you won’t be blamed for a horrible dinner, aren’t you?

Inigo: …

Inigo: You can say that.

Inigo: Anyways, I just saw that damn sweets thief… I see that he saw what I did. Heheh…

Reshi: Inigo, are you honestly that angry at him?

Inigo: Well, duh! It was like, the most heavenly piece of cake ever! And he just ate it! Like, seriously?

Reshi: Well, we can always go out to town and get you a new one. Or Gaius can even make you a cake in compensation. I’ll make him do so!

Inigo: No way! It wouldn’t be the same!

Reshi: Huh? Why is that?

Inigo: Because then… my mother didn’t make it. I was totally reserving that for later!

Reshi: Wait, you called it heavenly… but you didn’t even try it?

Inigo: My mother made it, so it’s automatically heavenly! The Gods themselves would surely praise them!