#constantineformayor2025

#ConstantineForMayor2025

Lookie ‘ere. An official photo. ‘S me, an’ me spawn.

Th’ ‘lil scruggler ‘s Johnny. He bites. An’ me other one ‘s Phoebe. Named after someone I loved.

A proper man wi’ spawn, eh? But jus’ a nice picture ain’t ‘nough. What exactly will I do when ‘m Mayor?

- ‘M crackin’ down on domestic violence. When I was a lad, me dad used ‘t….

…Well, not every lad has an older sister ‘t defend ‘em. For every poor sod that beats on ‘is kids or wife, ‘m sendin’ ‘em over to Chas. An’ Chas ‘s downright wicked with a crowbar.

-Fixin’ Arkham. Ain’t ever been, but I’ve been to Ravenscar.

‘S bad ‘nough there. Th’ public don’t need ‘t see me records from me time there, so take me word for it. That Arkham reminds me too much of that bloody place, an’ ‘m aimin’ ‘t fix it.

-Speakin’ of Arkham, gonna fix up that security so those mad lads can’t escape every Tuesday night.

-Hm….

-Kill th’ Joker. He’s been a thorn ‘n everyone’s sides.

-Open up more shelters. Been homeless many times, an’ would’ve been nice if there was somewhere I could’a gone.

@asmokeadaykeepsthedevilaway

Ain’t got no flyers. But ‘y can definitely tell your shoppers ‘t vote for me.

‘S me or th’ joker. So really hopin’ that they vote for me, an’ not th’ bloody clown.

Cheers, luv! Thank ‘y!