Sam is back.

Guys, I am so proud of you. When I started this simple conspiracy cove, I had no idea that so many souls from around the world would find solace and comfort in my conspiratorial findings. I would like to thank all of you for getting me to where I am today. I could not have done it without your support. PS. Don't let me attract too many followers, lest the government find out the truth. -Sam

I do not have much time—I have not been able to post lately due to unforeseen circumstances. Be wary, for I let my guard down... I had some thoughts while I was in hiding... err.. I mean, at my home, safe. You have no doubt heard the phrase "hiding right under our noses" countless times. "What you're looking for is right in plain sight." The Government.. The others.. THEM. What if they are hidden under the username "The Government"? It is a perfect plan. Nobody would suspect it. We would laugh it off as a joke. But what if it is not a joke at all..? Be safe, be careful.

Has it ever come to anyone’s attention that we are not taught the history of corn in schools these days? There is a simple reason: the government does not want us to know the truth. Long ago a plant by the name of Teosinte was harvested by the ancient South American tribes. According to my research, I have unequivocal evidence that this Teosinte was, in fact, a gift from an alien race. It is in our blood, it is in our history. Do not believe what your biology teachers tell you about endosymbiotic theory; it is conjecture and blasphemy. When you look in the books, it is all there. Teosinte is our ancestor. Be careful.