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For whatever reason, the universe drove you to reading this specific blog intro. I'm Jay AKA Vez AKA Vesperione (Vuh-Spare-EE-Own.) A lot of people at both Spies and SK Innit did not seem to be able to pronounce my user so I figured I'd make it easier <3. I'm a Legal Adult (above 18 years old), who identifies as aromantic asexual, and I'm a Hatchetfield/Cooking Companions lore hound. Having joined the HF fandom in January 2019 and the Cooking Companions fandom July 2022 respectively, I will not hesitate to call you out on 1. Stupid takes 2. Incorrect lore. This is not a new thing. I'm an anger motivated person.

Of Vesperione fame, under my username I have written 274 published fics under my handle, with 5 with my brilliant co-writer (@the-spaced-out-ace), published two short films known simply as SD1 and SD2 and a podcast, known as Hatchetfield Action News, a three part podcast which was my final project at college which I refuse to listen to because it makes me cringe but dig hard enough on my blog and you'll find all the links x

This Blog Is Used For The Following:

Being Pro Palestine

Being Politically Aware

Fandom Posting Specifically For Pulp Musicals, Cooking Companions, Generic Starkid Shows and the rare Hatchetfield Musical.

Since leaving the Hatchetfield fandom, my main use of tumblr, I'm mainly on here to update my queue so with that, you can find me active on all over socials under at vesperione. If a social media exists, I'm probably there, mainly on private.

Now: on to the fandom related things <3

Favourite Cooking Companions Character: Celina. She is. my best friend. My best friend, Cabbage <3

Favourite Dread Weight Character: it goes without saying that it is very obviously Max and Kurt. I'm better than no man when it comes down to Kurt.

Favourite Hatchetfield Character: Wiggog Y'Wrath, Max Jagerman and Ruth Fleming which is incredibly telling about the kind of person I am

Favourite Pulp Musicals Character: Kalfu. And Sam Stratford. Again, telling

Favourite Starkid Musical: VHSCCS BABEY.

Favourite Starkid: Jeff Blim and Bryce Charles. Anyone around me knows that <3

Favourite Nightmare Time Story: Abstinence Camp, Honey Queen, Yellow Jacket in that order.

Favourite Musical/s: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ride The Cyclone, Anna And The Apocalypse (which is technically a film)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, collecting basically anything, script writing, playing horror games, watching horror films, cosplaying, editing

Special Interests: Hatchetfield, StarKid, Living Dead Dolls, 1000 Ways To Die, Cooking Companions/Dread Weight

Favourite Horror Anythings: Anna And The Apocalypse (film), The Substance (film), Final Girl Support Group (book), Cooking Companions (game), DDLC (game), Living Dead Dolls (doll collectables), Dead Meat (youtuber)

Including 3 roleplay accounts on here being:

umactuallyirl

mydadsabitch

russian-femme-fatal-rp

THIS IS FOR YOU 🫵