#conformatorium

I DO... THANK YOU...

I'd have loved to know what happened at the conformatorium the morning after this.

Warden Wrath: Now....if anyone asks, WHAT do we tell them?

Guard #1: It was an army! One hundred-no! TWO HUNDRED wild witches broke their way in here!

Guard #2: Each one as powerful as the Owl Lady, if not more!

Warden Wrath: AND?

Guard #2: We gave it to them as good as we got.

Guard #3: We slew each and every last one of them, no matter how many of us were defeated!

Guard #1: And THAT'S why the human was alone when she reached the Owl Lady. We DEFINITELY didn't all get beaten by a child.

Warden Wrath: Good.

Guard #3:....What do we tell Frank's family?

Warden Wrath: That he died honorably in battle.

Guard 1: Yeah! He may have went down, but he took over a dozen of the wild witches with him!

Guard #2: He did NOT get taken out in one shot and then slowly and pitfully freeze to death. Absolutely not what happened.

Warden Wrath: Excellent.

Guard #1:....Do you think that humans going to come back?

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I desperately want a scene where Luz and the others go to rescue the Bats in the Conformatorium, but this time when Luz goes to move the lever to open the doors she can do it and says something like ‘No more weak nerd arms.’