#conflagrantfacade

ok.

nooooooooooooooo you are!

THE ONE THAT MADE HIM AN AVIAN HYBRID AND REALLY HORNY OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT))

Since you have Dave's coordinates you can definitely do that, you can get yourself to his place in a matter of seconds. After all, there isn't a second to waste when a Strider wants to sexually pleasure you, y'know. And that's something you've definitely grown up living by. You pull the transportalizer thing out of your closet and go ahead and punch in your alternate's coords. Step on, and you're there. You find yourself unsurprised that you think his decor is tasteful, after all he's still you. You take a deep breath and carefully walk around, calling out for Dave as you look for him.

dave, my place or yours sweetheart

hello.