I am a condom distributor for my school. When students come to get condoms from me, I am supposed to ask them two questions. 1) Do you know how to use it? and 2) Do you know what to do if it breaks?

Me: Okay, do you know what to do if it breaks?

Student: Umm, go to the hospital?

Me: No, you probably don't need to do that, but have you ever heard of Plan B?

Student: Ohhhh! You meant if the condom breaks.