#con: fandom

"I just made an appointment for a special rendezvous "I'm here to see a man of miracles and all that he can do." "When he walked in dressed in white I had a heart attack." "My eyes went ooh!" "My voice just cooed!" "My mind let loose!" "I'll stay forever, it's up to you." "Doctor I want you~" "I can't get over you." "Do anything that ya Wanna Do!" "I sat down and I waited." "It's like I'm at races and I think I won them all." "He asked me to step forward." "First I caught my breath, then ran." "Come over here and give me some medicine!" "Move a little closer so my head can spin!" "A little bit of potion makes my fever go~" "Get it outta me like a volcano!" "I can't get over you!"

"Rescue me!"

"No! Get your clutches off of me!" "Let's dance!" "With my new savvy and my funky moves, I'll get to the bottom of this." "You've been under a spell, wake up!" "Is that a tongue?!" "It's slimy, incredibly slimy…!" "Grooove evening!" "I'm gonna get him!" "I beat her!" " I'm feeling kinda funky…" "Look out, the base is falling apart! We've gotta jet!" "I can beat her, I feel it!" "I rule!" "I'm fantastic!" "I'll take you out!" "I kicked butt!" "We've defeated the singing robots!" "What? They've sprung back into the groove!" "This place is creeping with danger." "Ohhh….Not there…!" "Things are getting quite tingly in here…!" "Whatever happens, I'll give it a dance!" "Dance battle!" "Waltz battle!" "This conveyor belt's out of control!" "Not again…" "Dueling guitars!" "OShe's being forced to dance!" "Well, as I'm already here, I'll try and save him." "We beat them hands down!" "The rescue was an outstanding success!" "We beat them like you'll never believe!" "Super successful rescue!" "The rescue went perfectly!" "When have I ever lost….at dancing?" "We've rescued the President!" "Enough of your trash TV!" "Consider this mess cleaned!" "I got a funky feeling about this!" "We are unbeatable, baby!"

"Staring at death, I take a breath." "There's nothing left." "Close your eyes for one last time and say goodbye." "The snow falls all around me." "I'm drifting closer to the edge." "But she won't have me." "I wake up in sweat, full of regret and trying to forget." "These memories lurking beneath, it's like being lost in a dream." "The pain won't cease." "I'll find no peace, no sweet release." "Fragile creatures, we are taught to fear the Reaper." "We'll be dead before we meet her." "These voices are telling me to let it go." "Let it all go." "I try and try but I can't say no." "Try and say no!" "This endless nightmare has just begun." "Nowhere to run." "My heart is dragging me down into oblivion." "I've cast aside these endless lies." "I've gained control." "Fearless creatures, we all learn to fight the Reaper." "Can't defeat Her, so instead I'll have to be Her." "These voices screaming to let it go." "This time I'm screaming back no no no." "My mind's made up, my fear is gone." "Where have you gone?." "Here I come, oblivion." "For the last time, I won't say goodbye."

“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.” “I am worldwide handsome.” “If it’s delicious it’s 0 calories.” "My heart is oh my god." "Nice paprika." "I’m sexy like a pornstar." "I didn’t know fire could be that hot." "Win, lose, I don’t care because at the end of the day I still have this face. So who’s the real winner here?" "My handsomeness is staining my life." "That seagull over there has a girlfriend, but how come I can’t get one?" "Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am." "English is not a barrier when you are as cute as me!" "If there are dinosaurs, we are going to ride them." "I may not know love, but I know snacks." "I'm good looking, but this lighting isn't doing my face any justice." "Your book looks so nice when seen from behind!" "Wait, what was I going to say?" "I was going to say something amazing." "Hey! I've carried you in a baby carrier since I was 15!" "Am I stupid? Probably." "I never thought I would fall for a man." "Am I really an idiot?" "I think...we're all kind of idiots." "I really don't have an idea. I think I'm stupid." "I forgot since I'm dumb." "My mom calls me a stupid bear." "A lizard looked at me in the eye and we were bonding." "Do you think you're the king because you're pretty?" "The only thing on your bum is hotness." "Why are you so sexy?" "We have a wide view now." "You want to go naked?" "Birthday is the day I was born." "It's dark outside. Because it's at night." "The convenience stores are also convenient." "You'd be a good pole dancer." "This is my emergency food I've been saving." "I'm beginning to think my life is an illuson." "You think you got it all because your pants are matching your hair?" "We could have just sat here and still won." "Keep talking and maybe someday you'll say something intelligent." "You've basically just cremated the sheep."

“Why? You want rescuing again?” “Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?” “They gonna hang him? Here’s hoping!” "Well, stick around. You love her that much, maybe you can die for her as well.” “In spite of all that, I would have easily left you hear to rot if they hadn’t stopped me.” “And I didn’t kill any of us! Well, I killed some of your relatives, but they would’ve killed all of us.” “It’s me, dumbass.” “I do not want to hear about what you got up to in the military.” “Stranded that long, huh. And you unfortunately survived.” “Seeing double? That gives you twice the chance of hitting someone.” “I just wanna see you when you meet your match, as far as an ancient predator with a big mouth...” “Fantastic. Let’s hope it bites you first.” “Think, man. A mind is a terrible thing to lose! Especially over such a nice floor as this.” “Does this trolley go to Tahiti?!” “Oh, I love you desperately. You’re my favorite parasite.” “No, ringworm’s my favorite parasite. You’re my second favorite parasite.” “I lied. It’s ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.” “Well, thanks for the introduction! How do you spell it? So I can tell the undertaker.” Well when government agents are hunting you down, sometimes shopping trips need to be cut short!” “And if needs be, we can eat you, you’re the fattest.” “As long as we get paid or you get shot, I’m happy.” “Because I will break every bone in your body. Not one more goddamn word, am I clear?” “That’s two bones right there.” “Your job’s starting the fights, it ain’t winning them.” “Yes, you are a compulsive liar.” “You should have taken the money.” “He may be as dumb as rocks and dull as rusted iron...” “I told them you weren’t the right man for this.” “You got any other lost maidens need saving?” “How did someone even come up with them words?” “Look, I’m sorry friend, I can barely speak English.” “Starving would be preferrable.” “You know, I thought about getting into hosiery, but...I just look better in a suit.” “Oh, I’m colder than you realize. I feel bad I didn’t rob and kill the bastard.” “Made a meal outta that, didn’t you?” “Dammit, you did run.” “Remind me to rob your trains, mister.” “I don’t wanna get shot, that’s all.” “That is kinda brilliant. For you, I mean.” “That’s a real idea! I think that’s the first time you ever had one of them!” “You might be the first bastard to have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent.” “You know that attempt to seem all enigmatic and interesting? That might work for others, but for you it just makes you look stupid.” “Must be tough being rich, huh?” “Managing not to annoy folks?” “I’m miserable.” “Get your hands dirty for a change.” “Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face.” “I was enjoying the monologue.” “You must be nervous being so close to water.” “I do my utmost to avoid you.” “Robbing graverobbers...we’ve hit the big time.” “You can see why he has such a high opinion of himself.” “We’ll just follow the smell.” “You still strong enough to hold up a wagon?” “See, you ain’t so uselessafter all.” “Sure, I can just take my winters in my country club in California.” “What you think? Find another old lady to strangle?” “Do I get to skin you?”

(This blog is Anti-JKR).