#computerhackingbiker

“….Okay but listen, if they’re not horses then why do they look like horses? I mean, shouldn’t horses be able to have baby horses with other horse-like creatures? If a zebra and a horse mate, does that mean they’re gonna have a baby zebra horse?” Clearly, this man didn’t know anything about horses, as evidenced by the confused stare at his clone.

Another deep breath, another stare. Biker needed to sit down for a moment.

“Tigers and lions look kinda alike, right? Big cats. They’re able to reproduce but the baby is also sterile. Same with horses and horse-like creatures I guess. Maybe there’s little striped horses, I dunno. I’m not a fuckin’ scholar.”

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“Shit, man, I guess it depends on the kind of boy. Who am I to judge? If you wanna wear a bra, knock yourself out. I mean-”

He looks down at himself and scoffs.

“I’m not gonna pretend I know jack about fashion.”

He closed the door behind him and shoved the key back into his vest pocket. Home sweet home. He headed straight for the kitchen, hoping the takeout noodles from a few days ago were still salvageable. Though even if they were, they weren’t going to be enough to stop his stomach from digesting itself.

Surprisingly, the fridge was a bit more full than he remembered. He dug around to find some spam and eggs (wait, when did he buy eggs?) Along with the noodles. He took them all out and closed the fridge door with his knee before checking the old noodles. They smelled fine, so he used a fork to scoop out a mouthful as he started cooking the ham and eggs. As the lumps of protein sizzled on the pan, a slow realization came over him.