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Yesterday, I had sent a folder called "Glurp" (great name, I know) with some stuff on it to the recycle bin, but then a few seconds later when I looked in the bin, the folder was gone. It was like I emptied the recycle bin when I clearly didn't. This wasn't a big deal to me for a while but then later that day I decided I wanted Glurp back, so I got some file recovery software to scan my drives for hours, though only five of the few dozen files in Glurp were retrieved.
Now, here's the weirdest part.
After that was all said and done, I just so happened to look in the recycle bin again for shits and giggles, fully expecting to see a bunch of nonsense in there andâŚ
Glurp was there.
And all of its files.
Right. Fucking. There.
Mind you, I had only moved it in the bin and it disappeared on its own. I was fully convinced it was permanently deleted, never to see the light of day ever again.
Yet, there it was, ready for me to restore it which I did.
I have no idea what sort of black magic fuckery happened there, but I'm glad I got Glurp back lol
Anyway, the file recovery thingy dug up two out of hundreds of old drawings of mine that I was inspired to redo. There's this one that I made in Paint Tool Sai some years ago (I think during my high school days) (original on the left):
And then this one:
I distinctly remember trying to emulate the Weuukoo Wolves art style (and failing at it), hence why this guy's drawn like that.
I felt like I needed to redeem myself with Donnie since Iâve had a couple comments where people expressed feeling sad that I had a girl scream and run away from him in a previous headcanon. I thought maybe I should give him something sweet and fluffy. Added some fun quotes as well.
Special thanks to @iridescentflamingo @the-cauldron-witch @avery73 and @sophiacloud28 for all of your help with this story, editing it and helping me with ideas! I hope you enjoy reading it!
Aged up TMNT x Reader
TW: None: Donnie's system keeps getting hacked into and he gets increasingly more frustrated.
âNo Iâm not playing hard to get! Iâm telling you, Sir, itâs not that kind of phone line!â
âItâs always the time for accuracy, Leo.â
âWhen you put it like that it sounds ridiculous.â
âLet me be the bad-ass for once.â
On the outside, Donatello was the brain, the tech-wizard, the tinkerer. A master of all things technological and a true intellectual able to solve a Rubikâs cube in less than 20 seconds. If it was broken, Donnie could fix it, if it was a seemingly impossible situation, Donnie could figure it out. His three brothers relied heavily on him because he was the smartest, even Leo because there were some questions even he couldnât answer. This is how it had always been, and he didnât mind for the most part. He did feel like he was a valuable asset to the team if not a bit overused.
On the inside however, he was the shy one, the introvert, the one who secretly feared being alone forever while slowly descending into madness from his own self-induced seclusion.
Despite Chief Vincent telling them theyâd be accepted by society, the collective agreement to stay hidden remained. It had served them well, why mess with it? As they aged into adulthood, it became glaringly obvious. Loneliness, the fear of being forgotten after their father passed on. The crushing reality that he may very well die alone.
He wasnât like his brothers. Mikey had gotten himself on the scene pretty easily and had made friends and had girlfriends. Raph too, had managed to snag someone, even no-nonsense Leo had. That just left him and he couldnât help but think. What was the point of having all of this intelligence, creating all of these wonderful inventions, all of the things heâd built⌠if there was no one but his brothers to share it with?
Donnie acted like it didnât bother him but secretly he felt it: a sort of crushing loneliness that seemed to stretch on and on. Sadly, heâd sort of given up on meeting someone. It just wasnât in the cards for him⌠or was it?
It had started off innocently enough, one day heâd come to work on his computer and noticed something was⌠off. His desktop looked normal but none of the icons worked when he clicked on them. It didnât take him long to realize it was a false desktop placed on top of the real one. Odd, he thought. Who had managed to even do this? Heâd had the best firewalls and encryptions and security that not even the FBI could crack. Yet, heâd been hacked, someone had hacked him.
He blew out a breath of disbelief, ran a diagnostic and fixed the issue in no time. He did a careful sweep and found nothing else out of the ordinary. He chalked it up to a fluke and went on with his day thinking that was the end of it.
Then it happened again. Upon sitting down in his computer chair he noticed his taskbar was horizontal.
âWhat the hell..?â He fixed it and upped his security and left it at that.
A week after that all of his icons were replaced with Hello Kitty characters. He was beginning to feel annoyed. Who was doing this, and why? It seemed like they just wanted to mess with him. Frustratingly he couldnât figure out how they kept getting in. Every time, he strengthened his security it didnât seem to matter!
He reached his breaking point the following week when he was re-routed to a popular Pokemon meme every time he clicked on something. He was going to find this person and ask them to stop. They werenât that hard to trace and soon he was purposefully typing a message.
Please stop, youâve had your fun but itâs getting old
No :)
Seriously, you donât know who youâre messing with.
Someone who canât even stop a low-level hacker, clearly.
Who are you?
No one :)
Why are you doing this?
Iâm bored, itâs fun
Bored?! How did you even find me? These servers are highly encrypted!
LOL not enough⌠I was just bouncing around and found them.
Are you with the Foot?
What?! No? I told you, I was bored and saw your shit, and took it as a challenge.
A challenge indeed. Stop this now, this is your final warning.
He broke off their connection then because that had better be it.
Of course, it wasnât. One boring Saturday night, he was zoned out, totally engrossed in one of his projects. His computer screen flickers a moment. He almost doesnât see it thinking itâs a trick of the light but it does it again. Curiously, he moved to his computer screen. When he realized what was happening, he actually laughed.
âSeriously? Again?! They have no idea who theyâre messing withâŚâ
It was clear that this was same someone who had been hacking him for weeks was trying to get into his system again.
âIâve got you this timeâŚâ His fingers fly over his larger-than-normal keyboard as he managed to secure a one-way live video feed.
âSomeone forgot to cover their webcamâŚâ He sang, âHello, youâve been hacked by Donatello, I thought I already told you to cease and desist.â
You are absolutely mortified. Youâd been doing this for fun, and had no ulterior motives. Truthfully you had been bored and loved a challenge. Yes, you were warned but you didnât think he would hack your webcam! Immediately, you attempted to hide, hoping he didnât catch a glimpse of your face.
On his end, Donnie first heard a soft, distinctly feminine gasp and a string of curses. Thereâs a flurry of movement as you tried to move out of the range of the camera and swiftly stick a piece of tape over it. More shuffling followed, along with the sound of you returning to your computer chair.
He canât help but feel amused. âThereâs no point in hiding, I saw you. How did you think this was going to go?â He waited patiently for you to answer.
You swore softly. The catâs out of the bag. Swallowing your embarrassment you gingerly peeled the tape off. It didnât take you long to notice that the video feed only went one way. That was unfair and you intended to change that.
âSorryâŚâ you murmered. Shit, shit, shit! Iâm gonna get you for that!
He took a moment to get a good look at you. Even with the soft lighting of what he assumed to be your bedroom, he could still make out your pink cheeks, flushed flushed with embarrassment and the bridge of freckles across your nose. It was⌠cute.
âSorry?â He echoed. âThatâs it? You still didnât answer my question.â
âDo I have to?â Youâre trying to keep him talking while your fingers worked their magic. If he could do it⌠so could you.
âNo, but Iâd appreciate it if youâd leave me alone. Youâve had your fun, go bother someone else, please.â He replies.
âBut I like bothering you.â Almost there⌠just a few more secondsâŚ
Donnie has to scoff at that. âYou donât even know me.â
âNot yet⌠there you are!â You cheered as you manage to tap into his own webcam.
In a split-second Donnie had instantly ascertained that sheâd been distracting him. To his horror, the little red light of his webcam had blinked to life. Two seconds too long which meant heâd been seenâŚ
âFUCK!â Immediately he cut the power, sending it straight through to your house. He was panicking, heâd been compromised, he was going to have to wipe her computer, all of her hard drives. His heart was pounding and his breathing had quickened as he tried to tamp down the panic he felt. No, maybe heâll just find her⌠ask her to keep his secretâŚ? All options were equally bad. What do I doâŚ?!
Luckily, it didnât take long for that powerful brain of his to think of a solution, albeit a temporary one. His fingers flew over the keyboard once again, restoring power on her side before getting to work.
You were utterly confused. Two seconds ago, maybe five� Once the webcam was active, you saw what appeared to be the green, blurred image of his face. Was he wearing a mask? You heard the panic in his voice and the ensuing curse word right before your entire room was plunged into darkness. What. The. Hell. Just. Happened?
Just as quickly, it all came back and your computer was rebooting. Okay⌠you attempted to type once it was all back up and running but something was wrong. Nothing was clickable, nothing worked save for the cursor on your screen. Furrowing your brow, you kept trying, but to no avail. Then, something finally.
A message popped up on your screen and you wasted no time in reading it.
Apologies, I had no choice but to freeze your system. I promise I will explain everything but I need to do it in person. Meet me here:
There was an address to a building between two cross streets and he was asking you to climb the fire escape to the roof.
At first, you scoffed in disbelief. Hell no, you werenât going to meet some stranger on a rooftop at some weird location. Did he think you were stupid?
Then, as if your mind is being read, another message popped up under the first.
I understand if this is something you might be uncomfortable doing but my identity and the safety of my family is at stake so I must give you an ultimatum. Meet me or your computer will remain frozen.
You swore softly to yourself. This wasnât something you could fix on your own and you knew it.
You murmured a sarcastic reply. âWell, damn, I guess Iâll just go die then,â
He was giving you no choice and you needed your computer, not only for work, but it had everything. You considered it one of your most precious items. After a minute youâd made up your mind but you still packed your taser and pepper spray just in case.
Donnie was an absolute bundle of nerves. Heâd already arrived at the location and was pacing back and forth while sticking to the shadows. He was berating himself about how stupid this plan was. She wasnât going to show up, but heâd giving her no choice. He did feel a twinge of guilt but years upon years of lectures from Leo had made him be extra cautious. He couldnât risk his familyâs safety because he was careless.
You were nervous too as you carefully climbed the steps of the fire escape. Luckily, the building was only four floors but you still wouldâve liked to take an elevator. Reaching the top, you took a moment to catch your breath.
âI do⌠computers⌠not stairs⌠you better be here.â Upon first glance you donât see anyone and your annoyance grows. âHello? Please donât tell me I came all this way for nothing, I just want my computer back.â
Again, there was no reply.
Talking to yourself you groan. âFuck⌠you are such an idiotâŚâ
Donnie was only slightly panicking. To his amazement and relief, you showed up. In his anxious state he did manage to notice you looked kind of pretty despite the frown gracing your features. He felt frozen the moment he saw you but snapped out of it pretty quickly when he saw you about to leave.
âWait!â
You turned. It was actually him. You recognized his voice prompting you walk closer to the source.
âHello? If youâre here please show yourself. This is sus enough as it is and Iâm already over it.â You couldnât mask the exasperation in your tone. This was already beyond ridiculous.
Donnie had to admit he found her frustrated tone kind of endearing. In a fleeting thought heâd felt she was someone who could match wits with him.
 âOkay, okay, hold on, Iâm coming out. Just⌠do me a favour and donât scream, please.â
Arching an eyebrow you repeated. âDonât scream? What kind of question is⌠oh.â You saw one extremely long leg and then another followed by a lengthy torso and a very green⌠okay, thatâs definitely not human face. âOh⌠so it wasnât a maskâŚâ It wasnât as though he was unpleasant to look at though, just different.
He was trying his best to control his breathing, bracing himself for some kind of negative reaction. When none came, he took a breath and spoke, trying to keep his tone as even and neutral as possible.
âYou see, when you hacked my webcam, you had unwittingly put me and and the safety of my family at risk⌠this is why I had to s-see you and why I froze your computer.â He was cursing himself inwardly for stuttering.
You were still trying to find your voice. You had SO many questions and actually still a bit annoyed. âFirst off⌠howâŚ? Youâre a turtle⌠I doubt anyone would even believe me⌠and⌠second⌠I didnât even really see you! It was a complete blur and then you cut my power!â You exhaled as you took another breath. âNOW, Iâm seeing you.â
Donnie couldnât help but flinch a little. âI had to make sure, I had no idea how much of me you did see.â A soft sigh followed before he continued., pinching his skin just below where the bridge of his glasses was resting. âAnd if you had listened when I told you to stop, we wouldnât be in this situation, now would we?â
Heâs got you there and unconsciously you bite your lower lip. The stubborn part of you, however, wasnât ready to admit defeat yet. âWell, how was I supposed to know that you were a⌠seven footâŚâ
âIâm six feet, eight inches.â He interrupted with his matter-of-fact correction.
Another exasperated exhale from you. âSorry, six foot, eight inch⌠turtle man!â emphasizing your point, you gestured wildly at the full length of him with your arms. âWhoâs apparently so good at hacking that my entire network is completely frozen and I had to drag my ass across town to beg you to unfreeze it!â
He was a little amused by this, he had to admit as his mouth quirked a smile. âLike, I said, I had to be sure, and might I remind you once again⌠you were the one messing with me.â
âYeah! Because you were fun to mess with! It was giving me a chance to practice, and it was just innocent fun, itâs not like I could do what you did! And⌠AND you wanna talk about an invasion of privacy? You hacked my webcam first!â
Donnie blinked, she was really getting all worked up now, and he was trying not to stoop to her level. He was failing. âI only did it because I didnât think youâd stop! I gave you fair warning.â
âI wouldâve stopped!â He doesnât believe you at all and you hate that because heâs right, messing with him had been too much fun.
âReally?â he deadpanned.
âYes,â you stubbornly replied.
Thereâs no stopping his eyeroll at that. âForgive me if I donât believe you.â
She crossed her arms with another soft huff. âFine, donât believe me.â A shrug followed. âSo, now what?â
The tall turtle paused. Usually, he had all the answers but now that heâd frozen her computer and dragged her all the way out here, he felt at a loss of what to say. âI⌠I just wanted to make sure youâd keep my secret and not tell anyone.â
âOkay⌠I wonât.â A simple answer, and a truthful one. You watched as he looked at you a long moment. No doubt wondering if he could trust you or not.
Donnie was actually subtly checking for very slight facial cues to determine whether you were lying to him or not. He could tell that your heart rate appeared to be steady. Your gaze never wavered from his, no dilation of her pupils and no mouth tics either. He believed you.
âOkay.â He finally said. âThank you. Iâll unfreeze everything once I get home.â He turned to leave. âPlease get home safely.â
Wait⌠that was it? Just like that, he was leaving!? âWait!â You rushed forward to grab his arm. âWait⌠thatâs it?â
He looked⌠confused? He had immediately zeroed in on your hand clutching his bicep and then back to your face. âYesâŚ? You agreed to not tell anyone so⌠you probably should⌠let me go? The less you see of me, the better? I thought you were⌠angry anyway.â
Reluctantly, you released his arm, speaking softly. âIâm not⌠that mad, I never was really, I just⌠didnât want this to be⌠it. I feel like I could learn a lot from you.â
You watched as her hesitated, seemingly working through his own inner conflicts at this presented opportunity.
âYou couldâŚâ He turned back around, facing you once again. âAlthough, youâre already pretty good, I was actually impressed that youâd made it as far as you did.â
You couldnât help but puff up a little with pride. âThanks, youâre not so bad yourself. Maybe I could teach you a thing or two.â
He actually laughed. Like a soft little chuckle with a wheeze, his lips blossoming into a smile. âPerhaps you could.â
You smiled back, that laugh of his was adorable. âIâll let you go but, Donnie⌠donât be a stranger, okay?â You already had known his name from getting into his system so many times.
He spoke your name too, softly. âOkay, I wonât.â He looked a little shy then. âPlease, allow me to escort you home. Itâs late.â
âHow very chivalric of you.â Smiling at him with a nod. âI accept.â
Donnie looked pleased with this turn of events and then a little nervous. âI could⌠carry you, if you want, itâs faster going by rooftops.â
That was an unexpected offer. and now you hesitated before answering. âOohkay⌠what are you, some kinda parkour master?â
He snorted softly with a little smirk. âSomething like that, ready?â
When you nod, youâre scooped up into his arms at speed that makes you exhale quickly. Being in his arms and feeling the power they held was⌠nice.
âHold on tight.â Is all he says and then he starts running.
Automatically you wrapped your arms around his neck watching as the edge of the building came closer and closer⌠and then, you were flying. Air shooting past your face at a speed that made your eyes water. Your stomach dropped and you clung tighter as you sailed through the air, landing with a thump on the other building.
âYou, okay?â He wasnât even out of breath, like this was easy for him.
âYesâŚ! Do you know where youâre going?â You ask a little breathlessly.
âYep. Hold on, Iâll be there in ten.â He took off again, leaping across to the next and the next.
You had to admit it was probably the most exhilarating thing youâd ever experienced and you were actually a bit regretful when he stopped on the roof of your apartment building. Carefully, he brought you to your feet and pushed those large glasses of his up a bit.
âHere we are.â He was more relaxed now, you noticed and felt glad for it.
âThanks, I appreciate you bringing me back.â
He offered a shy smile then. âYouâre welcome. I dragged you out there, the least I could do is make sure you get home safely.â
âThat is very much appreciated.â Feeling a bit shy yourself, you paused before heading in. âIâll see you around.â
âFor sure.â Donnie had found he didnât want to leave yet either, he wanted to make sure you entered the apartment safely.
Heading in, you waved to him before closing the door behind you and took a deep breath. Wow⌠that really happened. That was incredible! You could barely contain your excitement as you went back to your apartment.
Once Donnie arrived home, true to his word he freed up her system and felt proud of himself for handling things the way that he did. He blew out a breath, leaning back in his chair a moment while lacing his fingers behind his head.
*bing*
He glanced at his screen to see his computer icons dancing and an unseen song playing in the background.
Ninja, ninja, rap, ninja, ninja, rap, go go go go. Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go! Go go go go!
Donnie snorted softly to himself and quickly typed a response.
Back in your apartment, your computer screen suddenly became flooded with memes. Mostly turtle ones of course and try as you might there was no containing your giggles and snorts as you watched them take over your screen. You liked him; there was something very endearing about his quiet shyness mixed with his sharp wit.
Typing back, you take over his screen once again. You took a breath and pressed enter. This was a big chance you were taking but you couldnât help but feel a connection with the tall, lanky turtle man.
Go on a date with me
Check box yes or no
No rush
Donnie froze, his fingers twitching slightly as they hovered above his keyboard. She wants to go out on a date? With him? He had a mild panic attack for a moment and read and re-read the message at least ten times.
His cursor hovered over the âyesâ box. Come on Donnie, throw caution into the wind for once. When are you going to get another chance like this?
Making his decision finally, he clicked his mouse button.
Yes
You couldnât hold your excitement as you blew out a breath of relief.
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Y'all, I just discovered that all my screenshots for BG3 are getting saved in two separate folders, three if you count the thumbnail folder.
Apparently, all screenshots for Baldur's Gate 3 save to it's own, special folder with a folder inside that for thumbnails (that are tiny and horribly pixelated). But my computer also apparently saves all screenshots to a separate screenshot folder too. Welp, now I get to go through and delete all the duplicate BG3 screenshots that my computer generated.
see i knew rationally that i had named this screen shot âillegalâ since itâs a screen shot of the quote you see in Adobe Illustrator on screen
but when i moved it from desktop to a folder and âAre you sure you want to remove âIllegalâ from iCloud Drive?â popped up on my screen, there was still about half a second where my brain went âiâm sorry, remove what now?â