#computer science problems

not me making a whole ass program just to make tagging fics easier 😭

I'm so incredibly sick of having to explain to people that no, I'm not interested in IT. I do, in fact, know how to write code for software. No, that does not mean I can fix your computer. And no, I don't know anything about the actual hardware of a computer. If you would like me to write you some sort of program, that I can do. Actually listen to me when I tell you what I do instead of hearing me say "software" and immediately blocking out everything else and instead thinking "oH coMpUTerS!"

I had a dream I was fixing code.

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Ok so, I'm trying to study for my Operating Systems test, and every time I type "memory" I type "memeory".

I’ve been using vim a lot recently because of all my programs due and now I keep on typing :w to save in msoffice applications.  I’ve already done it 4 times in excel.

I'll import a KML file with my geolocation and allocated utility values, I said. It would be easy, I said. I'll run a modified Djiskra's, I said. That sounds simple enough, I said. *72 hours of KML research, Djiskra's and A* analysis, binge watching Honest Game Trailers, AdVentureCapitalist and 2 chocolate bars later* Fuck it I'll use Excel instead lmao

give me an algorithm to program - hell - give me 30, and i’ll accept your challenge but when it comes to papers, I WILL procrastinate it until an hour before it is due sjahdodhaskdha;slhask;has;kl