#compositos

Is it Saturday. I haven’t seen the sun in years. My name is Whatever, I enjoy genetic abominations and long walks on the beach.

ok damn without meaning for it to at all this suddenly got highly confusing and deep and maybe even slightly disturbing i mean fuck sure i encourage all of my greeting post respondents and conversational partners whether unwillingly or otherwise to go for gold and say whatever the fuck is on their minds or in their lives but this is a little full on for the first contact

also im almost certain your name isnt actually whatever since that sounds like something my bro wouldve tried his best to legally name me after he plucked me outta my baby meteor home although yes its saturday at least where i live and the sun isnt even out right now so youre not missing out on much 

A BABY!

Yes! A baby!

I have a tiny baby human thing.

Hal! I’m with child.

This is cute.

MLA format please.

Why didn’t you!