#compliment?

loves everyone, funny, attractive…..

You know those moments in westerns where the bad-ass hombre walks into the saloon and the piano player just stops and the card players drop their hands? Yeah...that just happened to me. The ENTIRE office hushed. Not in a cool, “That’s cute” way. No...in a “What the fuck did this man just say to this woman!?” way. It was genuinely as though I’d gone over and said, “I went into the bathroom earlier after you were done and I couldn’t help but find your pussy aroma still on the seat. It’s RADIANT”. Her knee-jerk reaction was to flee. I think she whispered “Thank you” but it could have been “Fuck you”. I’m not sure. This entire office has gone icy. Nobody’s talking. Especially to me. I don’t even know what to do. The sad thing? It took all of the fucking courage in the world to plow through my anxiety and say what I said. I almost had a panic attack. And I get it. I shouldn’t have said “Pretty”. Well, I’m an awkward twat and sometimes the right words don’t come to me. I’m not confident in talking to people. Especially women. I say things that don’t necessarily convey what I’m trying to say. It all comes out wrong.

Kasey: You’re just as lame as her.