Connor Spiracy - Staff Reporter In the latest news of the Obamagate scandal, or should I say Osamagate, a leaked document from Hilary Clinton’s emails confirmed that Osama Bin Laden arrived in the United States on September 11, 2001, when he flew a plane into the World Trade Center in the world’s worst terrorist attack. He took on the name Obama to mask his identity, and in an effort to destroy our great Christian nation, ran for president. In her email, Clinton discussed a mandatory assault rifle buyback by the government in order to create a Democrat terrorist group that would kill all white evangelicals and make Islam the official religion of America. This is an attack on the separation of non-Christian church and state. Joe Biden, Biden short for Bin Laden, is assisting Obama in his attempts to take over our country by also running for president. And even worse, is aiming to change our nation to a Chinese communist nation. In his latest atrocity, he has created a virus similar to the common cold in Wuhan and recruited all Asian Americans to spread it while he proceeded to work with the evil Democrats to revoke our freedoms and destroy our economy so we have no choice but to bow to their Chinese communist dictatorship. Our proud Christian nation must fight back with our assault rifles with 30 round magazines, defending our free nation from all Asians and Muslims. We cannot let the Chinese Muslim terrorists win.