#commandersheparrd

send

He likes to:

Not be asked stupid questions.

Not be asked the same generic questions he gets literally every day.

Not be asked questions.

Not be asked anything.

Avoid physical contact.

Avoid any sort of contact.

Be alone, with some exceptions.

Violently rip things apart with his biotics.

Meditate.

He’s still figuring it out.  For now, he’s a prothean of simple taste.

He does, however, also like:

Discussing his culture, considering it fascinates him because he can’t remember a good portion of it. 

Discuss other cultures in general even though he’ll probably ridicule all of them except for his own.

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

Can you even call that a relationship? I guess that was like...five hours, maybe? Damn, that sounds pathetic.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

Trust.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

I can't stand liars. If that's the type of person you are, you might as well break up with me.

38: Do you enjoy love films?

I really don't have the time to watch vids these days, but yeah, I like them well enough. Sometimes they get a little cheesy, but they can be alright.

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

    ”—Well pardon fucking me, Commander, for being absolutely trashed,” he said, reaching up to clean the alcohol off of Shepard’s clothes to the best of his ability.  

    He’d tripped over himself and in turn ended up spilling his drink on Natasha, resulting in this rather awkward situation.

I hope that you're still staying in touch with everyone from the Normandy long after the war is over. Remember to invite them over every few years or so, if not ever year. In case you forget:

Have the bar constantly stocked (and always locked) for your crazy krogan uncle Wrex, Garrus, Grunt and Zaeed.

Keep a selection of music that's easy to dance to for Shepard.

Don't let Joker or Kasumi anywhere near your terminal (Keep it locked at all times with a 36-digit encryption system. That should slow them down.) p.s. add Liara to this list, just in case

Assuming that Jack still has her varren, keep some pyjak treats around to keep it away from the furniture.

Update your reading list with Kaidan and Ashley. Kaidan knows which books are good reading and Ashley knows all the good poetry stuff.

No matter how persuasive he can get, do NOT let James talk you into beating his pull-up record.

Remember to ask Miranda about her sister, Oriana. She's so proud of her, it'll melt all the ice (if she still has any by then) away.

I guess it won't hurt to check on Javik once in a while, just to make sure that he doesn't hurl any unsuspecting people out of airlocks or over cliffs.

Of course, after I've written this, things will probably have changed: you may have met new people, fallen in love with some just... don't forget about the people you saved the galaxy with. I won't forgive you if you do.

Lots of love,

Leave a ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.