Jul 5, 2014
People joyously headcanon about how Jean would totally be the badass commander of the Survey Corps at one point or another, but I just know how Jean would really be in that position:
"All right, so now that we're back from the last expedition, I have something to say. There's good news, and there's bad news. The bad news is, my entire squad died and I barely missed having my arm bitten off, and about 75 % of our new recruits became titan chow. But the good news is that next year, we'll have plenty of spots open for anyone who wants to join the corps. So if you're interested in this career, enlist in the military, kids! Or don't, I can't really blame you if you value your life...... or limbs."
