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Teague Martin || Dishonored

              “Do not be deceived by his talk of Strictures.               Martin’s crimes weigh heavy on his spirit.”

     The overseer rouses in tandem with a clap of distant thunder. He pants softly, his back slick with sweat as he blinks away the remnants of a nightmare—the same that’s plagued him since arriving at the Hounds Pits. Dark temptations, and the pain of subsequent punishment. His elders cry ‘heresy!’ in frantic chorus as he’s forced to his knees, stripped of his robes, and left to the nonexistent mercy of cold, sharpened steel. The eyes of judgement sear his naked form, drawing a feeble scream to precede the river of blood forced from his chest. He writhes like a frightened newborn, drenched in agony until the blade is kind enough to sever his throat. 

    A calloused hand places over his heart, and he’s thankful then for the pulse that still throbs against it through his ribs. His breathing steadily calms as he’s soothed by the gentle pang of rain against the windows, and the sliver of morning light that peaks through the shrouding clouds above. It’s far too early to humor his doubts surrounding the day’s intentions, not that he wants to. He knows and fears how fragile his faith has become, and in the privacy of his own thoughts, scolds himself for wavering. It does not help to consider Farley’s festering paranoia, or Pendleton’s nonchalance as he swipes fresh blood from his palms with a delicate lace handkerchief. The pair know nothing of regret, nor do they care to dabble in what plagues Teague Martin in mind, body, and feeble spirit, night after dredging night.

     In restless hands and roving feet.              In lying tongue.                   In wanton flesh.

there's gonna be a vine of this ain't there

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Booker

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: Anna posting vines of both of them tbh

who breaks the most phones: Booker

who dies first: Depends on verse honestly

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: Neither

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Booker

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Nic's a snuggler so I doubt either could fall out without the other

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: elizabeth. the first time was just to see if they’d be like roasted marshmallows, the second time was because she’s a little shit.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit booker. he’s the dad that punishes their kids’ bad behavior by pointing it out on the internet. nice going booger.

who breaks the most phones elizabeth. she’s pretty conscientious about them for a week or so, but they end up breaking in freak accidents on a regular basis.

who dies first both of them have an equal chance of dying first. booker probably isn’t very well liked by a lot of people, and elizabeth gets mixed up in it.

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant  elizabeth and she’d be pissed about it too. so many sweets involve milk. poor baby.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t  oh my gosh booker thinks he’s amazing at cooking and elizabeth just chokes down meals to be nice.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed  liz because she kicks in her sleep and tries to take up the eNTIRE bed.

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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: ANNA. booker flipped out when the smoke alarm went off 

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: aNNA. CONSTANTS: ANNA/ELIZABETH WILL ALWAYS HAVE A VINE ACCOUNT FOR BOOKER DOING STUFF - sometimes it's co-run by lin, sometimes by rosalind, but in the end, she's usually behind it

who breaks the most phones: booker. fuckin luudite

who dies first: :^) it depends on the verse. :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) because if both of them are healthy then booker, but theoretically -- meaning the dying savior verse 

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: probably anna

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: bOOKER. OH MY G OD FATHER NO YOU CANNOT ACTUALLY BREAKDANCE PLEASE STOP TRYING

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: BOOKER.... despite his size, anna has the power of a thousand gods over him