Wasp Stick
Because I'm the smartest fucking human being alive, I picked a stick up off the ground and started whacking random shit(one of which being a tree), I hit the tree branch and the leaves rustle and then I hear a fucking bzzzzzz right in my fucking ear and I fucking bolt down the road by my house, because I know with all the fear in my heart, that I hit a fucking wasp, and I'm not even a runner, but wasps are an exception


















