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Daily Sayings And Wise One Liner A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic Autopsy is a dying practice Don't love the things you own, lest they own you God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility, not to enjoy privileges He has Van Gogh's ear for music Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it If all else fails, read the directions Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back... Short Saying Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't Quotable Phrase Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is Amazing OneLiner Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up Short One Liners The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, You closed your eyes and........ We missed! The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest! Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students! Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm! What do Windows and a handgun have in common?Both are harmless while not loaded Where God guides, He provides Funny Motivational Sayings

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. by George Bernard Shaw Phrases God is on everyone's side and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. by Jean Anouilh Messages Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant. by Unknown Quotes He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have. by Socrates Quotes Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. by Thomas H Huxley Nowhere can a man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul. by Marcus Aurelius We are no more than candles burning in the wind. by Japanese Proverb Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. by I Ching Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. by Alexander Pope 1712 Now my innocence begins to weigh me down. by Francois Rabelais Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. by Friedrich Nietzsche Free your mind, and the rest will follow. Be colorblind, don?t be so shallow. by En Vogue Free Your Mind What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. by Mother Theresa The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn. by JRR Tolkien The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King Chapter 1 Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat. by Jerry Coleman Men Wise One Liners And Good Proverb http://www.boogdesign.com/wiki/ErikNorman

Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. by Heinrich Heine Words It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. by Seneca Phrases Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves. by Dorothy Parker Sentences Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face. by Clare Booth Luce Sentences Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities. by Yiddish Proverb Wisdom comes with winters. by Oscar Wildedmissions literature at Colby College I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody knows what I'm made of. by CJ Harbison Nothing is more unpleasant that a virtuous person with a mean mind. by Walter Bagehot Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education. by Mark Twain It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world. by Al Franken At the moment of death I hope to be surprised. by Ivan Illich The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination. by Tommy Lasorda There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. by Franz Kafka Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ? All that I ever did was just jiggle. by Elvis Presley It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. by Woody Allen Meaningful Amazing Proverbs And Wise Quotation love phrases

Favorite Sayings And Romantic Phrase Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence. by Democritus One liners A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages. by Anon Messages My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go. by William Shakespeare Hamlet Act 3 scene 3 One liners What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. by Aristotle from Diogenes Laertius Lives of Eminent Philosophers Sayings Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount. by Brendan Francis Behan An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications. by John Herro Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. by Thomas Alva Edison To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them. by Charles Buxton Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. by Woody Allen True friends are like diamonds precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves found everywhere. by Unknown In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the less sane. by George Orwell 1984 Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. by Danny Kaye The world is not yet exhaused let me see something tomorrow which I never saw before. by Samuel Johnson It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well. by Publilius Syrus If virtue precede us every step will be safe. by Seneca Humor Quotes

Long Quotes And Love Quotation Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions. by G K Chesteron One liners Love builds bridges where there are none. by R H Delaney Phrases If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings. by Lisa Moriyama Messages Be as radical as reality. by Lenin Sayings I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once. by Oprah Winfrey At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard the past. by Maurice Masterlinck To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act. by Anatole France To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment. by Jane Austen There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. by Maya Angelou There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead. by Arthur Honegger You never really know someone until you have been their friend. by Walker Best Believe not much them that seem to despise riches, for they despise them that despair of them. by Francis Bacon Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down. by Naomi Bliven A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika. by Dorothy Parker Housework Quotes sayings

Interesting Sayings And Inspirational Saying What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country by Joseph Addison Qutations War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left. by Unknown One liners Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly. by U Peter Sentences Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren't successful. I just talk to people. by George Pratt Shultz Phrases No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage. by Clifford Bax Keen at the start, but careless at the end. by Cornelius Tacitus Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another. by Doctor Who History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. by Napoleon Bonaparte Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth truth being defined as that which exists. by Calvin S Hall The weightiest end of the cross of Christ that is laid upon you, lieth upon your strong Savior. by Samual Rutherford They sicken of the calm that know the storm. by Dorothy Parker Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts themselves. by Charlotte Bronte Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong. by Sir Winston Churchill Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles. by Joe Moore To teach well is to believe in what and whom you teach. by Donna Bulger nice inspirational oneliners

Favorite Quotations And Romantic One Liner A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on Don't just get something out of church, put something into it God gave us time so that everything wouldn't happen all at once He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me Short Quotes Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake Interesting Phrases Smile! It increases your face value Interesting Saying Some things that cost to buy several years ago now costs just to repair People Quotes The gap between advice and help is very wide The older I get, the older old is To let a fool kiss you is stupid.To let a kiss fool you is worse True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently Famous wisdom sayings

Memorable Love Quotes And Great Quotation Genius is patience Great One Liners Every honest miller has a golden thumb Meaningful Words I almost die for food, and let me have it! Famous One Liners Assurance is two-thirds of success Our true nationality is mankind I'm glad I bumped into you today The west wasn't won on salad Falsely luxurious, will not man awake? Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity Meaningful One Liners A true friend walks in when the world walks out A wise traveller never despises his own country Instinct is untaught ability How he in peace is wounded, not in war Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet Good One Liners The lively Shadow-World of Song Graduation quotes