Jul 27, 2024
~ Oh So Colorful ~
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~ Oh So Colorful ~
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Don’t ask me why I did this, because my answer involves the long and meandering evolution of a series of familial in-jokes and comedy bits that I don’t quite understand myself. But please understand that when my wife and I had this idea a year ago it made perfect sense to us, even though right now, I’m not entirely sure how we we got here.
And where is “here?”
Well, for the last month I have spent large sections of my free time making my brother in law a Chadvent Colander.
A Chadvent Colander is like an advent calendar in that every day you open a little envelope but instead of a little chocolate or Lego toy or whatnot, inside there is a different Chad. Also, they are all affixed to a colander. Because puns.
I made 24 different cards in the style of a Top Trumps card, each for a different Chad. Chad Kroeger, Chad Smith, Chadwick Boseman, lake Chad, the country Chad…all are represented here with facts, stats, and (mostly) nonsense.
Above: Chads the country and Kroeger
Above: various Chads
Above: The finished Chadvent Colander, in all its glory.
Now that the project is complete, I can say that it is very difficult to find 24 different Chads and riff on them in bitesize humorous ways. The Wikipedia listing of pages beginning with “Chad” was very helpful, but when the majority of Chads are American sportspeople you’ve never heard of, it can be quite daunting.
We gave my brother in law the Chadvent Colander on Saturday, and he was overjoyed. I can’t wait to see what his reaction is to all the chads.
Just something I need to get off my chest...
I have something important to say, that all of you, my countless, adoring, fans should know. I...I...I...am a fraud. I don’t even fucking know what a meme is ? ? ? Seriously. I just wanted to be Tumblr Famous and now here I am, the most famous person on Tumblr but I’ve been lying to all of you. My URL is a lie. There is no memeteamdreambeans. only mistakes.
I’m done. And I promise I won’t hurt anyone every again.
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This can colander is an impressive little utensil allows you to easily drain off water or oil from your canned foods so you can easily access
This has been a colander appreciation post.
Lesson #885
Some people are colanders. You can pour as much of yourself into them as you'd like but won't get anywhere. Learn to recognize someone who's a colander and save your energy for people who are buckets and can pour into you the way you do for them. Otherwise you'll end up empty.