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1. She’s a good cook

2. Her beauty is like that of a goddess.

3. Her sense of humor goes so well with mine

4. She’s a badass zombie hunter

5. Her blush is the cutest thing I’ll ever see and gives me so many feels

6. I always feel so comfortable around her

7. She has the best taste in music, movies, basically everything

8. She has great ideas like ‘shopping’ at mattress stores

9. She bought us couply gifts for our monthiversary

10. We both are so protective of each other and get jealous easily

11. Her love for her dog

12. She appreciates my weirdness

13. Her cheesiness

14. She’s both my lover and best friend

15. She laughs at my jokes

16. She calls me oppa even though she’s my noona

17. When she posts those sweet little paragraphs about how much she loves me

18. Her blog music

19. How adorable she is when she asks for my opinion on things like her tumblr theme because she’s a little ocd about things so I get her to relax

20. She’s the most compassionate and thoughtful person I know, even when other people take her for granted

21. Just talking to her for a little while brightens my day

22. Movie nights

23. She’s basically a genius with skyzi gif making

24. Her fear of butterflies

25. How she loves vanilla ice cream when most people just consider it a boring flavor

26. She doesn’t mind that I’m a klutz

27. She is very dedicated to things that are important to her, like the directory

28. She’s great with knives

29. Staying up all night talking to each other

30. How we can have 2 or even 3 conversations going at once with each other

31. She’s tough as nails, but then when it’s just us she’s my gentle Chaebaby

32. When we shower together

33. SKYZILAND!!!

34. She’s just naturally cool

35. Our nicknames for each other like Captain Hookdick and TinkerChae

36. She takes care of me when I’m sick

37. She’s so sleepy. My sleeping beauty

38. When she tries to sass me

39. I love being the reason for her smile

40. She is amazing in bed (and in other places/positions too ^^)

41. Sometimes when I make messes or do other things to annoy her she rips my limbs off

42. But she always fixes me back up after

43. She’s such a great housewife

44. I want to just keep her in a pokeball and take care of her forever

45. Her fashion sense

46. She is very creative. Once wrote me a song about me going down on her, sung to the tune of Hakuna Matata

47. She was my first friend on tumblr

48. My first everything actually

49. She’s so nice to everyone and is so generous and not a lot of people appreciate that about her

50. She’s a grinch at Christmas time, but it was so fun making her celebrate with me and turning that stone heart into a burning flame of merriness

51. How cool we look when we ride around town on my bike. And I don’t mean a motorcycle

52. It’s so fun provoking her sometimes. Like poking her repeatedly until she screams at me and rips my arm off

53. She’s so cute

54. She goes along with my weird ass ideas, even when they are dangerous (sledding never really worked out for us..)

55. I’m her sun, I’ll always do whatever I can to keep her happy

56. She’s my big papa

57. We both love each others butts

58. She’s an awkward monkey sometimes and it’s adorable

59. How OCD she is about tags

60. And her tumblr is so organized if you haven’t already noticed. Her links page with all the tags makes everything so easy to find

61. How our relationship was never rushed, we took our time getting to know each other

62. Her love for rilakkuma

63. She tucks me in at night and reads me bedtime stories

64. Even though she is cool around most people, we derp around together sometimes too

65. We complete each other

66. She lets me be her strong man even when she can do it herself

67. Like when I ‘taught’ her how to play pool

68. She’s sarcastic

69. How much she hates compliments

70. Even though she deserves them

71. Which only makes complimenting her more fun

72. How we can both rant to each other and then feel better afterwards

73. When she writes me smuts

74. When we had a kickboxing fight

75. And I won with my power of love

76. I get so jealous when other guys talk to her. Seriously if you’re a guy and you are talking to my girlfriend I will most likely hate you. Unless you’re already my friend. Then maybe I’ll hate you a little less.

77. She spends so much time with me

78. She’s very accepting and doesn’t judge

79. Seeing her naked

80. She has this little shy complex about trying not to overwhelm me with her love. Like she’ll get all embarrassed by getting us couple stuffs because she’s afraid I’ll get freaked out by it or something, and it’s so adorable.

81. I’d never be freaked out though, because I love it just as much as she does

82. When we had a very rocky relationship as 4 year olds and she chased me around the playground with a doll

83. She even was badass back then -whispers- She said the F-word

84. She’s so gangsta and I’m just dorky little Jiho

85. When she’s excited, I’m excited. When she’s sad, I’m sad.

86. When we both act all dramatic and star in award winning drama movies and then make millions of dollars for our acting

87. Cheering her up and loving her are basically my life goals

88. She’s so strong and isn’t afraid of being herself

89. She worries about me and I worry about her

90. She calls me child a lot. 

91. She’s my soul mate

92. We’re just perfect for each other

93. It’s fun when she teases me

94. Her stories are the best

95. I like teasing her a lot too though. She gets all impatient and annoyed and it’s cute

96.Both of us are bad at being social

97. Or probably mostly just me

98. When she tells me she loves me I feel so happy it’s like fireworks went off

99. I love her unconditionally, in my eyes she is perfection and can do no wrong

100. She’s my fave tbh

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If you think your boyfriend is better than mine, it's a lie. Like you don't how lazy he is so the fact that he took all the time to write this out and just remind me he cares means more than you can understand. Some of the stuff he remembers or the way he describes me makes me do the cute eye smile thing. I love him so much and if you read all of this, he loves me too. Don't touch my boyfriend, I will fucking kill you.