#coffekitty

It was the middle of the day when Cuphead barged into the kitchen, he was complaining about how dumb relationships are, and how much time is wasted on something that will never last long. Once a cup finally finished his whining, a voice spoke up.”Sounds like you’ve never been with a man before.” Felix’s voice was smooth as he poured himself some tea. “Shit- sorry Whisker’s I thought you were Bend- pause what?” as Cuphead’s brain finally caught on, Felix took a sip of his tea, winkedd, and exited the room. Cuphead stood alone in the kitchen, questioning himself. That night he couldn’t sleep, all he could think about was if Felix was on something. Maybe he should date a man, but what man? Can men even like other men? Who does Cuphead even know that he would see himself with?

“ Hey Bendy weird question but um what’s Felix like? What’s his favorite hobby, book, something?” Cuphead asked Bendy the next morning. Bendy‘s eyes went wide and Cuphead could swear he could see the sparkle in them. “Oh my YES- I don’t even know where to start (I ain’t writing all that).” After a bit Cuphead realized he was getting nowhere with this so he stopped Bendy. “ no no no no I mean- like- what would be his dream date or ummm just- how do I get with him!?” There was a long beat of silence. So quiet one could hear the soft snores of a sleeping cat from another room. “No” Bendy finally said. “Please”

“Absolutely not” “I’ll get on my knees and beg” “beg all you want there is no way in hell I am helping you”

The end

Cuphead gets to make out w/ Felix.