#coffeeorderwrites

#you're gonna be a writer #and a performer #and young lgbtq+ folk are gonna look up to you #and your kids will adore you #you're gonna make art and help people #just you wait

--blaine anderson according to @coffeeorderwrites

The Hating Game was written by coffeeorderwrites, who orphaned their fics (see this post for info). This means that they remain on AO3 but are no longer associated with the author. Therefore, you can’t get a list of fics by the same author. Since there are so many fics that orphaned across the fandoms that AO3 doesn’t provide you with a full list. Here are the ones we have links for.

Pro tip: If you search the library for the author’s username, the results will include all the fics we have. The story title link should still work if it was orphaned on AO3. - HKVoyage

Warbler’s Lonely Warbler's Lonely Hearts Radio Show (ABANDONED) Warbler is beloved host of a late night radio show for New York’s ‘lonely hearts’.Kurt isn’t a lonely heart but he is very annoyed

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my favorite way to spend the fall Four times Kurt tries to tell Blaine he loves him and one time Blaine actually does something about it

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I can make you scream "Look, all I’m saying is,” Blaine says plopping himself down in the chair next to Kurt’s like this is the continuation of a conversation they were already having. “I am much scarier than you.”

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Summer (I'm In Love) Five first times Kurt has at summer camp or that camp counsellor AU where they are too dumb to realise they are in love with each other

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my favorite way to spend the fall Four times Kurt tries to tell Blaine he loves him and one time Blaine actually does something about it

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All I Want For Christmas (Is A Fake Boyfriend) [ABANDONED]

Blaine doesn't need setting up on annoying holiday dates because he already has a boyfriend. Sort of.

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The Hating Game

Blaine can count on one hand the amount of people he has hated in his life. But Kurt Hummel is definitely The Worst.

Just wanted to say I really enjoy having you on my dash and that all your gifs are beautiful and that your tags are always really fun to read 💖

Lmao see it's so hard for me to answer these questions bc I'd have to go back like half the show and start changing things there

Liiike for instance go back to s4 and pluck the idea out of Blaine's head that he needs to propose asap. Let Klaine end s4/start s5 on good terms but not rushing back into a relationship. They agree to wait until Blaine is in NY before retrying their relationship. Leaving plenty of room for Kelliott to date. And idk throw the Blam bitches a bone I guess lmao they can hook up too. But as usual with any non main relationship, they didn't stand a chance and they fizzle out when Kurt and Blaine are close again. Then they could kind of start over and start dating and maybe get engaged in s6 and married in s7?

And then go back in time to s3 where Brittany doesn't get held back and leaves McKinley after Goodbye so we never ever get stuck with that god awful math genius "plot". Either develop her like a real character or just write her off completely lmao. And ummm. Pezberry, honestly. I won't be too picky, just make it happen ♥️

Fix the Funny Girl plot so they actually make up in a healthy way and move forward together instead of Santana fucking off out of NY completely. I mean this isn't even being realistic, it's just reaching for the stars at this point

Basically s7 would just be my favorite characters (Kurt Blaine Mercedes Tina Rachel Santana Sam Kitty and also Artie is there) in NY just living life. Basically a continuation of s5, pretending nothing in s6 ever happened. See I can't even think of anything bc it wouldn't follow right bc everything before it is such a mess. It's so difficult

Hi Sal!!

I’ve been so busy since you sent this.

I’ve decided against using a tier list template because it doesn’t give me all the options I want so:

This is a loose ranking of my favourite glee friendships:

1. S4/ S5 NDs (I mean the newbies, Tina, Artie, Sam and Blaine - sorry Brit, Sugar and Joe). This is my favourite friendship. They are such a good group of people and they work off each other so well. Fun times had.

2. Kurtcheltana (are you starting to see why S4 is my favourite). It was chaotic, they were mean but they held my heart in s4. They are the college roommates they deserved at that point in time but I don’t ever want to see them cooped up together like that post s5.

3. Kurtana -mainly because they are my babies. So much missed potential here and I want them to get over themselves and become life long besties.

4. Blam - NERDS. Also such good leaders. They need each other in their corners and get each other.

5. Kurtcedes - the first friendship I’ve mentioned that isn’t based around s4 lmao (you said there would be a lot of s4 in my list and you weren’t wrong). The missed potential of them having a blast in New York in s5b. Anyway they are the best and sung one of the best songs in Glee history.

6. The MUPPET BABIES. Because they are the root of joy throughout glee. Also so much untapped potential for fanfic *chefs kiss*

7. Marlique - because they are besties, RIB let them be besties and they sound amazing together.

8. Along that line Marley/ Unique/ Jake. A great dynamic. Jake was very supportive of Unique with Marley so need I say more.

9. Hummelberry - they work off each other very nicely. They bring out both the best and worst out in each other. I mostly enjoy their friendship.

And last but not least

For writer asks: 12, 17, 33

12) Who is your favourite character to write for? Why?

probably tinaaaa idk if it's accurate but i feel like i just project onto her so i like that part of it lol 😋 also because i'm in love with her lmao but i guess it also depends i'm also loving writing for kurt rn :D

17) Post a line from a WIP that you’re working on.

just finished editing the 'bright' chapter of the ,, 'kurt and the phantoms' hehe and the bright chapter is 12k fucking words now klsdhgsfj but this is from thattt

When the chorus ends, Blaine comes in again, and Kurt turns his gaze to him, following his sudden instinct to walk over with his mic held out as an offer, and Blaine seamlessly transfers from his microphone to Kurt’s, grinning. His golden eyes glitter in the cool-toned stage lights, the same happiness and passion apparent from the night when he learned that their music could be heard.

And Kurt smiles widely back, solely focused on Blaine.

not one line lmao but BRIGHTTTTTT

33) What’s the biggest compliment you’ve gotten?