Me: Ugh, I hate it when I can't get my eyeliner to match on both eyes.

(Inspired by @sundaegrrl’s similar post)

1. First kisses are sweet; Two years later, I said no. I wish you’d listened.

2. Useful jealousy: I pissed him off on purpose. Thanks for all your help.

3. Did this one happen? I might have imagined it. What difference is there?

4. Crazy idea My currency is secrets Why’d the lessons end?

5. I have no regrets. We have both grown up now but I’d do it again.

6. Shh–“Doc, she loves me!” Not sure if you ever did. I loved you too long.

7. Another teacher. You always arrive prepared. Nobody approved.

8. Innocent enough But someone should’ve warned me. I couldn’t break free.

9. I bet with myself You could be convinced to kiss. I proved myself right.

10. I was your first kiss. We talked for three days after. Insignificant.

11. We knew we liked girls; That was our one common tie. You were just a kid.

12. It wasn’t your fault. There were many many flaws. Why did we say yes?

13. For you it was fake. I quite enjoyed the whole joke. Sorry he was mad.

14. One whole year (plus some). The vital difference hid well. We’re better off now.

15. A stopgap night’s kiss. Our friendship: fluid, stable. I am here for you.

16. Here’s a placeholder. I can’t write you while you’re here. I love you too, lots.

17. It was doomed to fail. We never fit together, I just wanted art.

18. I got very bored. One Catholic restroom later, I was satisfied.

19. Long-awaited bliss. I loved you first among girls. What took us so long?

20. We were both lonely. A few nudes later, we kissed. Control your teeth, please.

21. I thought I’d get paid. Instead we met up just once; We were both too gay.

22. I love being loved. How unfortunate for you That you loved me so.

23. I thought I was cute. Turns out it was just the poem. Later we learned your true face.

24. Sweet and fun and pure– But you’re greedy with my time. Sweetheart, take a hint.