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All About JASON

Selected definitions from "The Dark One's Dictionary", written by various Robert-Jordan-reading members of the usenet discussion group rasfw. 

Blasted Lands Desolated lands surrounding Shayol Ghul, beyond the Great Blight, comprised of Long Island, New Jersey, Connecticut and Westchester County.

Borderlands, The The lands bordering the Great Blight, comprised of Pennsylvania, Ontario, Quebec and Vermont.

Great Blight A region in the far north, entirely corrupted by the Dark One. Comprised of the Upstate regions of New York State.

Shayol Ghul In the Old Tongue, New York City. The site of the Dark One's prison, rumored to be somewhere in Yonkers.

Thakan'dar An eternally fog-shrouded valley below the slopes of Shayol Ghul, where Trolloc forges make weapons that take a taint from that place. Generally rumored to be either under the East River or around Wall Street, though some claim it is near Hoboken.

Corenne In the Old Tongue, the Return, or The Day of His Return.

              "Asking nothing do I serve against the day of his Coming,                yet do I serve in the sure and certain hope of life everlasting.                Surely the faithful shall be exalted in the land,                        exalted above the unbelievers,                        exalted above thrones,                yet do I humbly serve against the Corenne.                Swift come the Corenne.                Swift come the Great Lord of the Dark to guide us and rule the                        world forever and ever."

Darkhounds Minions of the Shadow who post followups with 35+ lines of cascaded text and 1 line of new material. Their passing can be marked by the 10-line .signature footprint they leave behind.

Trollocs Creatures of the Dark One, spawned from the forges of Nuc'Lear in New Jersey during the War of the Shadow. They are divided into tribe-like bands, chief among them being the Al'ghol, Ay'Deah, Ba'sik, Fho'traan, Mo'dhula, Ko'bol, and the Pas'khal.

War of the Shadow A horrific battle in which the greatest prestidigitators of the Age of Legends competed against each other to see who could make the fiercest shadow animals with their hands.

              Worse than Trollocs were made during the War of the Shadow -- Lan 'Handshadowman' Mandragoran.

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