Back to my Codeboru bullshit again. (My RainDrop AU)
Code, *trying to seduce Boruto into letting momoshiki out* : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Boruto, *months in on the run, misses his house dearly* : Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Code: Yes.
Boruto : I'd sleep.
Boruto : What is your current goal?
Code, *still trying the seduce momoshiki out plan* : World domination.
Boruto : Still not letting you kill my father, mentor and brother.
Code: You are my world.
Boruto : Aww...
Code:
Boruto :
Code:
Boruto : wait-
Code, *Kinda Genuine* : You look good in that hood.
Boruto, *trying to uplift team moral* : You know where else I'd look good?
Code, *zero hesitation* : My bed.
Boruto , *at the same time* : By your side- wait, what?
Kashin koji : ..... *Walks out*
Bug : Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Code, *after finally getting into Boruto's bed* : Well Boruto and I-
Boruto : *elbows Code*
Code: ...wouldn't know...
Boruto *finally cracking* : Is there a cactus where your heart should be??
Kawaki : What’s up your ass this morning?
Code: *walks in*
Eida : well Kawaki you got your answer.
Kawaki : ....What?
Boruto : .... *Slowly backing away*
Kawaki : WHAT
Kawaki : So, are you two dating now?
Code & Boruto, *lying because they can* : Yes.
Kawaki : Why?
Code: I happen to find Boruto very appealing.
Kawaki : Yeah, I know why YOU would date him I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my brother.
Boruto : oh NOW I am your brother!
Code, *trying to annoy Kawaki* : Wow, Boruto , you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Boruto, *playing along but also not lying* : You have been inside me.
Code : That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Kawaki : I am begging you two to shut up.
Code: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Boruto : Don't you dare pull our sex positions when you know you are a submissive top!
Kawaki : I regret all my decisions that led you two to meet.
Boruto : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Code: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
