#cocc2021

good day, tntblr. have you seen all this fighting and decided that it's all completely bullshit? have you noticed all these dumbass parties trying to be funny haha contrarians? then try crack co then vote COCC2021! with COCC2021, settle the creaturebur debate by rejecting all of them and embracing Former President Barack Obama as Wilbur's kin. And in this cumpaign, there's only one person, because there was only one Jesus.

Reasons why YOU! 🖕 should pick COCC2021

Former President of the United States Barack Obama and Former President of L'Manburg Wilbur Soot have a surprising amount in common.

Viagara pills on everyone's nightstands! It's free healthcare!

It's funnier than BMF2021.

Both Obama and Wilbur are whores

Barack Obama is a former president who blew up L’Manburg. Know who else is a former president who blew up L’Manberg?

We make a point to use any and all spellings of L'Manbearg to be contrarians.

L'Manbird

Obama and Wilbur are both in love with Quackity

We have been endorsed by Hillary Clinton.

Obama and Wilbur both like fish, though admittedly in different capacities

MICHELLE. I THINK AN ANTI STALKING MY TUMBLR BLOG MIGHT ACTUALLY BE DONALD TRUMP. WHAT SHOULD I DO. MICHELLE. WE'RE TECHNICALLY RIVALS SHOULD I SHOOT MY SHOT.

If I'm elected I will host Obama roleplay every Saturday. Do not fail rp or you will be deported from tntblr.

We here at COCC2021 believe in justice, equality, and fuck Americans. Wilbur and Obama both believe in this principles, though admittedly in different capacities.

I have a lot in common with Alex Quackity. My irl name is Alex, I am of Mexican descent, and we have the same haircut. Basically I'm Quackity and I endorse this so we also have Quackity endorsement.

Bow to your leviathan.

Cum and Obama should never be in the same sentence, but I've just changed that.

COCC2021's official policies: "The Dick Plan"

The Dick Plan is an official promised policy of COCC2021 should we be elected. The Dick Plan stands for:

1. Division

2. Impairment

4. Concealment

4. Kismesis

Only official party members will get to know what this means. To become an official party member, follow @cocc2021 and follow the steps that will be outlined shortly.

A vote for COCC2021 is a vote for all of tntblr. And also Obamabur. Because of our Hillary endorsement, we will also be holding on inaugural speech in Cedar Rapids, so vote for us for that.

@tntblrelectionsofficial2021