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Xbox One. 

Funny story about that! I’m a massive Destiny slut and have looped in a bunch of my friends into playing with me right? So one of them is going to be moving in with me soon and her BF haz the Xbone so she figures she’ll play a character on his console and no worries, no point in her getting her own Xbox. So she decides to get a PS4 so the household has console options. 

So she goes into GameStop literally like “yo, I would like to buy this $500 console or whatever, literally that is my goal here today. Also I want Destiny to go with it.” Right? Easy money. She’s raring to go. 

WELL. 

Some bro in the GameStop starts like FUCKING GRILLING HER about why she wants the PS4 instead of the Xbone. And for a split second she thinks hes like ‘fake geek girling her or some shit but, no, she realizes hes mad she wants a PS4 over an XBone. HE IS RIDING MICROSOFTS DICK LIKE UNBELIEVABLE. Like he literally argues with her that all the reasons she doesn’t want an XBone are like invalid BECAUSE HES NEVERRRRRR HAD PROBLEM WITH HIS. HIS X BOX IS GREAAAAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIRELESS PROBLEMS? LIIIIIIES. 

Again. SHE WAS THERE TO DROP NO QUESTIONS ASK MONEY ON A CONSOLE. This asshole was so in her face aggressive her boyfriend thought he was yelling at her. She ended up walking out of the store and not spending the money. She’s still gonna get a PS4, but just not there because THIS DICKWEED was so awful. 

Yay, Coal! Thank you!

2. Favourite number 52!

4.Sunsets or sunrises Probably sunrises, despite the fact that I rarely see them.

5. Eye colour I have heterochromia, so they vary between a mid-range blue and a clover green.

6. Place you want to visit Greece, especially, also Egypt

8. Favourite item At the moment, it’s got to be my brand new military green Piper breeches. Favourite of all time? My stuffed lion from the Netherlands.

10. Favorite blogs bridle-less, coalmoonpanic, craigslisthorses, daydreamingequestrian, melody-garnet, arminarlerted (because she’s adorable and super sweet) and former absolute favourite blog agressivebubbles

12. Number of siblings I have a brother and two sisters, if you go the adopted route, and two sisters if you go the biological route.

14.Something that makes you mad So much. Still pretty mad about why the aforementioned former favourite blog is now former.

16. Best friend(s) name Coal! And Beej. But it may be sad to consider mmy horse a best friend, so Coal. :-D

18. What is something that you enjoy doing Riding, brushing, playing with, or just walking my Beej. It’s relaxing when he behaves.

20. Last time you had sex Never!

22. Blue eyes or brown eyes Both - they both can be absolutely amazing.

24. Best advice you’ve ever got “Get the fuck over it” -My trainer, every day I ride, about the fact that I’m still nervous about falling. It ruins my confidence to be nervous, so she’s being amazing in helping me overcome that.

26. Do you believe in heaven Meh, nope.

28. Color of socks you’re wearing None currently, but black argyle earlier.

30. What color is your room White walls, mahogany wood, gold accents.

32. Can you drive Yes!

34. Winter or Summer Winter is far preferable.

36. Someone who makes you feel better about yourself About the same answer as 16 - Coal is always there for me when I feel down, and Beej is just the sweetest thing. No matter what mood I’m in, the both of them can make me happy and feel like today isn’t a hopeless day.

38. What is your least favorite thing to do Hard choice - read books I would normally love to read for school, and running. Ick.

40. Favorite quote and why As of this moment - “We were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other.” - Madeline Miller, Song of Achilles. I made the glorious mistake of rereading that book.

42. Would you rather sleep in or eat pie Sleep in, because ew, pie.

44. Can you draw Somewhat. Sometimes.

46. Cats or dogs Cats. Sorry, Addie. Sorry, Fergus. Sorry, Bella.

48. Ever been chased by the police I’ve been pulled over, but I wouldn’t constitute that a chase. It was about five feet.

50. Do you play any sports I’m a First Level dressage rider, 2nd Degree black belt in Taekwondo, and Irish dancer. I also enjoy REAL football.

52. Swimming or sky diving I’ve never skydived, but I hate swimming.

54. Who is your favourite person ever William Shatner. Nimoy pulls a close second, but Shatner’s the perfect kind of asshole, and he has horses.

56. Favorite time Time of day? 2am. Time as in Era? Probably the 18th Dynasty of Ancient Egypt. Akhenaten’s Amarna and the ever controversial Tutankhamun, followed by Ay and Horemheb, who appointed Ramesses I. Who wouldn’t love such an influential period of history? That dynasty changed the course of Egypt’s future and the way the political world worked.

58. Do you have any tattoos Not yet - once someone is home from college to accompany the big baby that I am to a tattoo parlour, I’ll be getting the Starfleet emblem behind my ear. Very tiny.

60. Warm or cold Preference to cold, because it’s easier to warm up than it is to cool down.

62. Have you smiled today if yes why I smiled because the horse I rode today, Khajun, gave me a soft little whuffle when I gave her a treat. She’s a sweet thing, and always makes me smile.

64. What is your favourite TV show STAR TREK: TOS.

66. Turn on and turn offs Turn on: Intelligence. That’s all I’m going to share. Oh, Turn off: People who get too touchy too fast. I’ve known you for five days, you have no right to be hugging me until I’ve known you at least a month. Possibly more.

68. Something you wish never existed Gorram velvet. Oh my god, why does it exist? Velvet is the single most evil material in the world. The sound it makes, the colours, the feel, just UGH.

70. Meaning behind URL The only part of religion that I’ve ever liked is angels - they’re fascinating. I want nothing more than to haves wings so that I can fly, so I love the stories of the archangels.

72. Last dream you had I dreamt, in full Technicolour glory, the death of Patroclus and Achilles’ subsequent actions. It was so sad, but amazingly well done and cast. Peter Jackson lives in my subconcious.

74. 5 things you hate 1. VELVET 2. Pro-lifers 3. Rude people 4. PCs 5. Flip-flops.

76. Zodiac sign Techically born in Taurus, but I was supposed to be born in Gemini. So I follow Gemini horoscopes.

78. Blind or deaf Blind. I could still ride and hear music if blind. Being deaf would be the worst fate for me.

80. Habits I have Biting my fingernails, reading before bed, showering every morning, bathing my horse every other week, so many more.

82. My idea of a perfect date Dinner at a real restaurant, followed by an opera, orchestral performance, Grand Prix horse show, book store trip, etc, etc.

84. 3 fears 1. Death 2. Failure 3. Being alone.

86. How I feel right now Mildly irritated, but fairly happy.

88. Pet peeves People who leave the blinker on. Lazy people. Slow people. So many pet peeves.

90. Favorite kind of ice cream I don’t eat it often, but chocolate. Otherwise, vanilla with chocolate syrup.

92. Last thing I ate Currently eating some Cinnamon Life cereal.

94. Dream car Black Maserati GranTurismo. Realistic dream car is a black Ford Edge.

96. Worst thing I’ve ever done I have no clue. I’m a pretty awful person, so something bad.

98. Favorite store Dover Saddlery, Barnes and Noble, The Limited, Banana Republic

My friend and I were leaving a convention for the day when we passed a fem!Captain America cosplayer walking in the other direction. My friend, who was cosplaying River Song, called out, "Yeah freedom!"

The Cap said a heroic "Yeah!" back.

When they were almost out of hearing range, I broke weeping angel character and yelled, "Hail Hydra!" The Cap turned and ran back so fast. It was very inspiring.

"What did you say?" The Cap asked.

"Hail Hydra."

"You wanna go?"

"Bring it."

The Cap and I started circling each other with our fists up. "Are you sure you want to fight a weeping angel?" I asked. "One hit and you're back in WWII."

"You can't be that mean to make him time travel twice!" said River.

The Cap stopped. "If you send me back, I can save Bucky!"