#coachrules

When it’s the coach’s birthday, everyone must be in speedos for the beach barbecue. Except the coach of course, it IS his birthday. And he makes the rules.

During swim meets, the team captain and vice captain must always be in only speedos when taking photos.

You always wear speedos when training with the women’s team. If you fail to do so, you will be forced to wear pink speedos for the next month.

The swimmer who beat his personal best at the previous swim meet would be lifted up by his team mates and thrown in the air in celebration. He would also need to be wearing speedos for this, of course.

When you’re posing with another fellow swimmer from another team, you have to be in speedos to attract maximum attention to your team. Trust me, it works.

Whenever two or more members of the swim team are invited to a pool party, they all have to be in speedos when in the water.

Every year during initiation, one freshman will be chosen to be the "Speedo Boy" of the season. That freshman will have to wear only speedos for the whole year. He will then get the privilege of picking the next "Speedo Boy".

When it’s the coach’s birthday, everyone must be in speedos for the beach barbecue. Except the coach of course, it IS his birthday. And he makes the rules.