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Date of Birth: May 12, 1948, Menomonee Falls, Wis Physique: Stout Build/Heavyset Height: 5'9" (1.75 m)

Known For: Office Space, The Man from Earth, Glory, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

With his mustache, receding hairline and somewhat portly frame, Richard Riehle has been called by some as a poor man's Wilford Brimley. However, I disagree. Since his scene-stealing cameo as the Quartermaster in 1989’s Glory, he subsequently increased his screen time, and chalked up a resumé playing everymen – usually heavyset and unpolished working stiffs such as policemen, detectives, judges, and bartenders – in literally dozens of films to become hot as fuck in his own right.

The first thing I found is the Pauly Shore flic, Jury Duty (1995) where there is a dream scene where he's in his underwear. There's also a scene where he opens up his shirt a bit to see his belly.

Towards the end of Executive Decision (1996) we see Richard on a stretcher with his shirt cut off.

He's in a partial body cast in Office Space (1999).  

In an season one episode of Grounded for Life called 'Jimmy Was Kung-Fu Fighting' (2001) we get to see him clearly with his shirt off.

I've got to mention Mysterious Skin (2004). Yeah he kept his clothes on but it has Richard in one of the hottest blowjob scenes committed to film.

NOTE: This scene didn’t hurt my hand fetish either. Look at those chubby digits.

Sure Riehle had a pair of fake tits on him in The Frank Anderson (2006), but it was still hot to see.

In Dorm Daze 2 (2006), he was shirtless in a tub.

NOTE: Richard Riehle's ass is the tenth wonder of the world. Damn, just look at it. It's truly amazing.

This is from The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008).

I don't know where this pick is from, but if I had to take a guess it would be from the Ferris Bueller TV series. Though I haven't found a copy of the show to verify.

I want to say this is also from The Editor: A Man I Despise (2008) but can't find a copy of it to prove it. Still hot though.

Date of Birth: June 1, 1946, Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom Physique: Husky Build Height: ‎5'7½" (1.71 m)

Known For: X-Men 2, Troy, Adaptation.,Trick 'r Treat

An Emmy Award-winning Scottish actor who became known for his roles in the 2004 epic film Troy and the 1995 historical war film Braveheart. He portrayed Hannibal Lecter for the first time on film in 1986's Manhunter. But with a last name like Cox, you would hope that he had shown, well, cock. Thankfully, he has shown his ass in one way or another over his career. 

Thérèse Raquin (1980), A mustached Brian is seen rolling around in bed with a women, then shows us his ass after getting out of bed to hide. Of course here he’s a little young and light for my liking here, but he’s nude in it. So yeah! 

The Lost Language of Cranes (1991), That bedroom scene is totally worth the watch. And that thin line of spit made this scene SO much hotter.

The Cloning of Joanna May (1992), I’d give just about anything for a good copy of this. He shows his ass and if I remember right, has at less on sex scene.

The Glimmer Man (1996), Technically he’s shirtless in this, but doesn’t really show anything. The real reason I love it, is because it also has Bob Gunton, Stephen Tobolowsky, Peter Jason and Ryan Cutrona. Totally worth sitting though an hour and a half of Steven Seagal.

L.I.E. (2001), Technically, this also counts as a shirtless scene but because of the subject matter, I’ll move on.

The Escapist (2008), Love how he looks in this movie. Shower scenes and boxer shorts didn’t hurt either. 

The Carer (2016), We don't get a good view of his ass in an earlier scene, but at least we see Brian shirtless in an hospital bed. Nothing really titillating but shirtless is shirtless.

I want to say there’s more than these films, but I can’t recall them if I saw them. And then there's this.

Date of Birth: October 26, 1942, Bury St Edmunds, United Kingdom Date of Death: April 29, 2014 (aged 71 years), London, England (Pneumonia)   Physique: Average Build/Husky Height: 5'6" (1.68 m)

Known For: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hook, Enemy at the Gates, Brazil

An English actor known for playing Cockney rough diamonds, psychopaths and gangsters, in films such as "The Long Good Friday," "Mona Lisa," and lighter roles in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," " Hook" and in his final role in " Snow White and the Huntsman." Not surprising, all those films I mentioned, he had his shirt off in more than half of them.

In 1978’s ‘Pennies from Heaven,’ towards the end of the third episode, Bob shows us his ass and a flash of his cock while getting into bed.

A bulkier and hunky Bob is seen in all his dripping wet glory in 'The Long Good Friday' (1980), where he gets into the shower and cleans off which makes for surprisingly enjoyable viewing. 

From this pic, it looks like he's at least shirtless in 'Mona Lisa' (1986). Its been a while since I last saw this so I need to find it and watch it again.

Though he had a handful of recognizable roles in films, it wasn’t until “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988) that he broke through to mainstream audiences. And like a lot of people, I fell in lust with that toon hating detective Eddie Valiant at the exact moment we see him getting out of the shower. 

Throughout his career, Hoskins gave us plenty material to fantasize about like the comic thriller "Heart Condition" (1990), 

‘Mermaids’ (1990) where he has a bed scene with Cher.

The awful "Live Virgin" (1999) where Bob is shirtless for a good part of the movie. There is also a scene where he’s tied up dressed only in his boxers.

The pinnacle of Bob Hoskins’ nudity comes in the movie 'Mrs Henderson Presents' (2005), where we see Bob full frontal for a couple of seconds for the first time on screen.

In my research, I discovered movies that I've never even heard or seen of before like 'Sweet Liberty' (1986).

I don't even know where this shot came from.

Sure he’s not shirtless here, but he looked damn hot, so I included it.

Suffering from Parkinson's disease in later years, Hoskins died of pneumonia at age 71 in 2014, but has left us with a legacy of brilliant work, some great funny and dramatic movies with a lot of fantasy jerk off nights from those films. He made us laugh, he made us cry and he shared his cock and big balls with us. What more can you ask of a guy?

Date of Birth: June 22, 1928 Date of Death: February 13, 2014 Physique: Average Build/Chubby Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Known For: The Waltons, The Bodyguard, Cliffhanger, Cool Hand Luke

Waite was an American actor who was best known role was as John Walton Sr. on the popular 1970s dramatic series The Waltons. He also portrayed the slave ship first mate Slater in the mini-series Roots. In addition, he appeared in many guest roles on numerous television series like roles of Father Matt on the daytime serial Days of Our Lives, of Jethro Gibbs's father, Jackson Gibbs, on NCIS and of Seeley Booth's grandfather, Hank Booth on Bones.

Cool Hand Luke (1967), From what I can tell, this is Waite’s only nude scene. It consists of him stripping down to nothing and then wear a nightshirt. For a moment, you get a clear shot of his ass and it’s surprisingly not that bad! Never thought ol’ Pa Walton had such a nice ass. 

On a side note, this film is full with tan, sweaty, hairy men like Paul Newman, George Kennedy and Dennis Hopper who were all frequently shirtless or in their underwear.

And you got to admit, Waite had a tight body back in the day.

The Waltons (TV Series) - S6/Ep17, 'The Anniversary' (1978),Pa Walton in a bath scene being bathed by his wife. You get a nice glimpse of his smooth chest. I haven't gone though the entire series but I think this the only episode where he's completely shirtless. 

Date of Birth: February 22, 1928 Physique: Heavyset Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Known For: Insomnia, Cars, Runaway Bride, Sixteen Candles

For decades Dooley been one of Hollywood's most reliable character actors. He is fondly remembered as the forgetful but well-intending father in Sixteen Candles, the grumpy dad of the Italophile bicycle racer in Breaking Away and as the long-suffering dad in Runaway Bride.

A Perfect Couple (1979), A mustached Dooley has a few scenes where he's shirtless in this. I personally thought he’d be doughier than this.

State of Emergency (1993), Here you have an older, heavier Paul during surgery. Sure its not the best but shirtless is shirtless.

Millennium (TV Series) - S1/Ep08, 'The Well-Worn Lock' (1996), One brief, poorly lit dream scene where he's shirtless, but because of the subject matter, I won’t go into detail about the context of said scene.

Early Edition (TV Series) - S2/Ep1, 'Home' (1997), Paul's in a sauna having a towel-clad conversation. 

Tracey Ullman in the Trailer Tales (2003), Here he's making out in bed with Tracey Ullman. Sure he has on a t-shirt, but because you see nipple I'm counting this.

Date of Birth: September 27, 1934 Physique: Heavyset Height: 5'8" (1.73 m)

Known For: The Thing, Cocoon, The Firm, Our House

Adept at playing endearing curmudgeons, though he occasionally plays sharper characters, such as a lawyer in The China Syndrome (1979), The Thing (1982), Absence of Malice (1981) and The Firm (1993). He didn't really get noticed until he was cast as Gus Witherspoon, the cantankerous grandfather in the NBC dramatic series Our House. If you're hoping to see some Brimley nudity, unfortunately you're out of luck; but he has gone shirtless a number of times throughout his long and celebrated career. 

Technically he was shirtless in his appearance in The Natural (1984) but the main appeal of this film was shots of his package in his baseball uniform.

His most memorable performance is one of the increasingly frisky senior citizens in Cocoon (1985) and its sequel Cocoon: The Return (1988). And of course, Cocoon should be known to every daddybear lovers of Brimley mainly for the swimming pool scenes and the scene where he strips off and gets in the shower. 

Another film that's worth watching is a TV movie called Blood River (1991) that involves his character spending the night in a whore house and then soaking in a tin bath looking all furry and hot. No action with the whores but the bath is nice.

Date of Birth: September 30, 1939 Physique: Burly Build Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Known For: Blue Bloods, Prisoners, Secret Window, About Schmidt

A Canadian actor whose stage and screen successes earned him a spot in the American Theatre Hall of Fame. Len works mostly as a character actor, save for a few leading roles, but where he really shines is on the stage and he’s got the Tony Awards to prove it.

Cariou appeared in the screen adaptation of A Little Night Music (1977) with Elizabeth Taylor. But if you're hoping to see him nude, unfortunately you're out of luck though he is shirtless in it.

In The Four Seasons (1981), Len bared his chest and his butt as he went skinny dipping in the ocean. What an impressive view!