#clowncare

I thought we had agreed as a community that clowns cannot be fed on a pellet diet! It does not matter how "wholesome" or "naturally sourced" a company says their ingredients are; a critical part of clown enrichment comes from being able to handle their food and do tricks with it! AND THAT IS NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE FACT THAT CLOWN SALIVA IS CRUCIAL TO THE PROPER DIGESTION OF COTTON CANDY!

Old men yaoi i choose you!!! …or something idk

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Hmm yes I see.

Well there are many an advantage to owning a larger clown. Take into consideration their loyalty, their bumbling frivolity and most importantly-

RIDING THEM INTO BATTLE, WEILDING A GUN THAT SHOOTS HOT CARAMEL, YOUR ENEMIES FLEEING IN TERROR AS YOUR CLOWN ROARS, TEARING INTO THE EARTH LIKE THE WAR HORSES WHO PULL ODIN'S CHARIOT.

YOU WILL SEE THE TERROR IN THEIR EYES. YOU WILL SEE THEM BLEED. YOU WILL SEE CARNAGE IN A FORM PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN IN YOUR DIMENSION, RULING OVER THE CARAMELED REMAINS LIKE A VENGEFUL GOD OF OLD.

hey clownbur! so i found this strange little guy trying to build a wall along the Mexican boarder, he looked really sickly and kind of rabid so i took him in and tried to get him cleaned up

but no matter how hard i try i cant for the life of me figure out what breed he is. he has a strange orange complexion which i believe may be clown makeup and has weird tufts of hair that is definitively fake

he has a strange habit of making a kind of "ok" symbol with his hands and talks like hes trying to kiss something.

aside from having a very poor sense of humor for a clown and being a general asshole instead he is relatively not aggressive