#clownbu

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Sparrot:

Once again I don’t believe either of them would ask the other out, maybe Spoke would but that’s a big maybe. I do however think it would be awkwardly implied. Mostly with Spoke hovering around Parrot until Parrot ‘gives in’.

I think the day in itself would be kinda quiet, Spoke trying to fill the silence, but not in the desperate and manic way we’ve seen him do before. Parrot being more calm and steadying the atmosphere as they talk. Generally I think they would be in a higher area, like a mountain or smth, sitting close, but not fully touching, a little lean and contact here and there throughout the day.

For gifts Parrot would give a few carefully chosen feathers, a small handmade trinket, maybe a private dance. Spoke would give some scented candles, oils for preening and generally something gentle to help with Parrot's self-care.

Spokebu:

For Spokebu I believe Spoke is the one who would ask Wemmbu out or he would tell her, it would feel more like he had decided for it to happen weeks ago, but just said it out loud for the first time.

I think their day would entail running around the server annoying and rage-baiting the players, with some harmless trouble here and there. There would be a lot of fleeting touches and them leaning into each other.

For gifts I believe Spoke would give an exploit that works like a shapeshifter (magical girl style maybe???) and let’s Wemmbu have an ordinary life where she can change back and forth whenever she pleases. Wemmbu on the other hand would give something more symbolic, like a charm or trinket tied to her.

Watobu:

I believe Wato would be the one asking Wemm out, most likely in the form of an escape room, with the message being the final answer or what’s waiting for her on the finish line.

Their day would be relatively calm, mostly because Wato keeps Wemmbu grounded. She’d still try to cause harmless trouble, but she’d always return to him, leaning on his presence. He’d act indifferent, quietly making sure she’s safe and okay, while boasting on the inside that he managed to bag her.

For gifts Wato would give her some sort of self care kit; oils, soaps, scented candles, maybe even a massage, while Wemmbu would give personalised puzzles and escape rooms.

clownbu:

Clown would definitely be the one asking, if he would even ask. He might honestly just kidnap her or some guards sees her in the nether and takes her to Clown who on a whim decides that they’ll spend valentines together.

Their day would be isolated from everything else, Wemmbu would explore the nether and Clown’s castle freely, knowing nothing there could hurt her without his permission. Clown would stay very close to her, always keeping his attention on her.

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"ill be right back" u say as this was sent like 11 hours ago and u are not in fact back WDYM BY THISSSSSSSSSSSS????????

wdym clownbu might not be niche wtff are you talking about 😭

Zammbu were destined to never work, not because of fate or trauma or anything that deep, but because they're both bottoms. They need a 3rd, and once they get that third, it's OVER for everyone else!!

I don't know who the 3rd would be though honestly. Flame could work, Lettuce def had opportunity during the prison arc, and now that I'm expanding my horizons, I just remember Clown exists and he could totally handle them both omg.

-Anon S.

did ur most recent one!!! and

YES, literally couldn’t be together not because of fate or not loving each other but because they were both bottoms <\\3 if they had a third who could have handled them both maybe they would have actually stayed together or not ended the way they did (THIS IS A LIE it's just me being delulu)

anyways FLAME??? handling his two bratty gfs?? omgggg, lettuce had the opportunity during prison, and I yapped about it in ur last ask. CLOWNN??? having zam and wemmbu as his bratty spoiled gfs?? oh my god ur mind S!!!

Btw I saw you did food in your quiz!! That's amazing it's was math right? Math hard, hate math

yess!!! anyone else want a baby-trapping ship to send me them!! ill write any wemmbu ship with baby trapping :p

people need to write more clownbu fr, there's only like 3?4? fanfics with clown/wemmbu tagged and like its mostly one shots with 50 other ships tagged.

omgggg yes!!!! he like offers a deal where hed give her stuff and refuge for a time if she did this thing for him and slowly he like keeps flirting with her and they sleep together while drunk.

Little does she know, he's not drunk he planned this, he's wanted her obsessively since like the BEGINNING and now he has his chance, he acts drunk while she actually gets drunk. and she doesn't bring up condoms, (too drunk and overwhelmed by how good he is at kissing), so he doesn't mention it either (even if she did, he brought condoms and all of them have holes in them, he came prepared.)

and he makes sure to cum in her A LOT. also have been mixing in fertility potions in her foods (CLOWN U ARE SOOO FUCKED UP U GOTTA MAKE SURE SHE NEVERRR FINDS OUTTT) and foods that encourage fertility when they have dinner together for a higher chance, its CLOWN bro hes always prepared he wants wemmbu and he's prepared to make sure he GETS wemmbu by any chance even if its baby trapping her.

when they wake up clown like acts super flirty and invites her to shower with him so he can clean her off and he does!!! they shower together and he cleans her and wahses her hair for her, continues asking her to dinner and asking about her and her life and about her!!!

evetually she takes pregnancy testes becaause she isnt feeling well and she hasnt gotten her period, and all of them are psotove and she goes to him and hes says they can figure it out but he would love if she (and egg) stayed with him in the nether where he can protect her while shes pregnant and maybe in the future if sh elikes it stay wiith him to raise thei child?

theres no way he would let her leave lol, hes just giving her the option so she thinks he didnt intentionally get her pregnant, anyways she stays and falls for him slowly as he rubs her feet and acts bery loving towards her and their baby <3, ends up being called queen of the nether and their baby is princess or prince of the nether and they get married and are very loving and she never finds out he did that!!!

he remains extremely obsessed with her!!! just kind of channels it into watching her sleep at night while she cock warms him!! or into fucking her and assigning guards to follow her and protect her everywhere she goes. idk how this would continue but she ends up as queen of the nether with a very powerful husband and being loved and protected and fucked whenever she wants as well as having a cute daughter with him :p. ferre is definitely cool uncle (maybe also flirts with wemmbu to rage bait clown LMAO)

mwah mwah :3

SORRY I HAD HW AND DIDNT SEE THIS UNTILL HOURSSSS LATERR

Kai u are such a genuis yes!!

IT WOULD GO SO WELL WITH THEMMM

THEY ACT LIKE ITS PURELY HATE FOR WEMMBU BUT ITS SOOO NOTTT, dude y’all are like obsessed with her!!! ur stalking her and putting her in trapped prisons (clown) and calling her princess??(lettuce) like u guys want her sooooo baddd I want her to want u sooo bad!!

https://x.com/m6nepear/status/2028391438166475002

literally

-Anon S.

omggg yesss love that

clown handling his spoiled wifes <3