i work in deli for fwew months i find out my new passion in life: deli slicers So impassioned in fact i made two images articul8ing what i h8 a8out my least favor8 slicer (image made aug 3rd, 2022) (half my own text half an inspect element'd edit of their page for this piece of shit "slicer") and what i like a8out my favor8 slicer (image made TODAY sep 19th 2022 at My 8edtime)

-washing dishes- oh i shouldnt hold this knife 8y the sharp part of the 8lade

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE AC K33P TURNING ON -realizes the heater, a seper8 thing in this house, is on- ah.

card8oard in the oven is a fire hazard.

the paper pl8 i put in the oven a few days ago that turned yellower/8rowner than it was and was hotter than 8oth the 8owl AND the pasta on top of it, this was my first time using an oven afaik 8tw, was may8e, not such a good idea, and also a fire hazard

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if you run out of ingredients to make a recipe, turns out, the recipe does not vanish from existence, and you can still make it again when you have the ingredients again

if your eyes are dry from crying from laughter it still counts as though you were normally crying

that one video with the anime girls and l33kspin and one of them has a guns. is madoka and i know the characters now

it won't literally physically harm you to eat cold pizza if it's already cooked