faction: Divae/demi-Clouncillors

faction: Clouncillor/Jester of the Court

faction: Clouncillor

DIET: Political

this is a rare photograph indeed. taken around the time of the Emperor’s third marriage, it depicts the late Sonny Scroggins moments before xer erasure from the clowntime timeline. Scroggins was a trusted Minister Of Secrets and mayor of Boytown, a prestigious lunar colony. the sheer amount of secrets xe was keeping, acquiring and otherwise privy to far exceeded any other minister of xer class before or since, and as we all know, the secrets of clowns are not easily contained. xer dual-pronged headwear engorged by data of the most forbidden kind, Scroggins met xer end attempting to divine yet more secrets from the Unknowable beings. the last picture on record (these records being those of other time-displaced clowns who are the only ones still aware that Scroggins ever existed) of the ex-mayor shows several elements of interest. item 1: Scroggins’ eyes, even more lifeless than a regular clowns’ eyes as xe stares into and contemplates item number 2: the distinct visual distortion caused by the presence of an Unknowable within the frame. items 3 and above concern the infant that Scroggins holds, its unusual serenity and confidence despite the situation, and where in the hell Scroggins got it from, considering that there is no baby-stage in the clown lifecycle. faction: Untimely

Senator Curdles, a member of the Lunar Council and ambassador of Clownmoon 120. she is a no-nonsense type, and finds all the royal decrees requiring mandatory nonsense very irritating. a known proponent of comedic realism, she is well-disliked by the other council members for always keeping meetings going another fifteen minutes and constantly mentioning how her clownfish are doing. clown politics is a relatively recent invention, a complete mess and mostly for show, so the main job of the council is to regulate illegal jokes and try to keep tabs on the most notorious Bastards. Curdles own son contracted Bastardism a few years previously, but in the end she is just pleased that he made something of himself instead of becoming a wastrel or getting into humorous surrealism like he had always threatened. in her spare time she is the president of the Jinks Leggins fanclub. faction: Clouncillor