#clockworktoast

I’m intrigued by the prosthetic nipple. Like, is it a stick on, was it surgical, or? detaaaails :D

Dear future me,

I really hope you figured out what you want in a partner, because right now, you're a mess. And if not, I hope you at least figured out your stance on marmite, because fuck Meechan, if you can't even figure that out you're going nowhere.

I really hope you asked her out - and we know who we're talking about here, don't we Meechan? - at least once, because even if she says no, its one less regret for later.

Also, do you see now that all the fucking horrible stuff you were panicking about today was small stuff? I hope you realised the big stuff is good, not bad and that you needed the help you've not asked for yet.

Most of all, however, and you'd better listen to this one, I hope you've realised that you are not and were not wrong about yourself. I hope you know that the deepest things you hide are not wrong and actually make you the person you were now and will be later.

And on a plus note, hit me back with the lottery results for next week, and put down the coke can for at least 10 seconds to breathe!

Love me - and yes I know you just made the 'face' and thought 'well, that doesn't sound like a plea for attention' comment because I'm doing the same thing right now!

navy gingham (left): do not put your genitals on my head

navy gingham (right): do not put my head on your genitals

black: i actually have no desire to talk to humans today, please leave me alone.

white: hug me, you bastards! i love everyone!

white with hundreds and thousands embroidery (left): i will bake for you