#clef talks

I'm being sexually harassed. I'm being sexually harassed by a man who claims to love me.

Fun fact of the day: My hair ain't curly nor wavy. S'actually pin straight. I just curl it every day 'nd use a shit ton of volumizing powder 'n' spray. Checkmate, liberals.

Konny needs to stop complainin' that he can't catch my face in his pictures. C'mon, man, it's an established fact that ya can't photograph my face. 'Nyways, guess who's become that stupid fuck's muse for the entirety of Sunday while we're snowed in.

Goddamn, I'm simultaneously glad 'nd really pissed tha' my Kondraki don't got Tumblr. Don't get me wrong, the other Konnys are great, no clue how they get in my reality, but they ain't my Konny. Wish I could taunt 'im on 'ere.

Jus' realized half'a my inbox was eaten an' suddenly returned t' me.

Fuckin' hell, Able finally got contained. Thank God. Took everyone long enough.

Turns out, when ya trash yer coworkers entire stash of film, he'll raid your apartment and slash all yer ukulele strings. That wasn't nice, ████████.