#claudioxvittorio

motorbike gloved tailor makes too much damn sense not to be in the cards 📝📝📝

like ofc he's a diva to show off his arsenal and servers etc. but he seems well equipped to jump back and forth from from being the Commander and the Soldier, you know?

like you know vittorio DREAMS of claudio wrapping his gloved hands around vittorio's throat that it feels like he's being killed and he wakes up like that was a nightmare but his panties are a MESS

god tier

Vpn is back online but only on mobile data so no watching movies unfortunately

that being his fav thing, like it makes him special...lmao jk, like exactly exactly, and god knows i see the tailor going berserker old man perv mode to latch on and nurse like a mf 📝📝📝

They had full bushes and porn mags competing to push the limits on what they publish, which was apparently the era of revealing more of the pubic area—and hair—than ever before

Anyway let's pretend making the kitty bald in 70s Italy is something done only in very niche, very select porn media, and by avant garde artist types, and Toni talked a baffled Vittorio into doing it. Toni and Fabi won't lie, they were weirded out at first, but the way Vittorio squirmed so cutely when feeling their facial hair on his bare skin sealed the deal

Claudio Giovanni is horrified and asked what the hell happened to Vittorio's pssy. What did Vittorio do to himself?

i'm always seeing everybody noting advantages to each, and claudio's actually just jealous he didn't get to participate in the er/tic art of slowly shaving vittorio 📝

Wait what material is Claudio's frames made of? Classic tortoiseshell? Expensive black wood? He went modern plastic just for this one thing?

hmm, i gotta remember when his glasses changed too, i can't remembe if the fancier set was also his or from dipping into funds 📝

claudio pinning v to the wall and shoving his robes up >>

Like the school fell through and Nonna sent him to church for education, but Primo and Idris find their way to him anyway

Idris definitely roleplays the crusades, like he's the evil invader defiling the pretty nun on the altar

Angelo protests at the blasphemy but secretly enjoys it

it tickles me bc the only motivation for tailor to even be in a position to WANT to help vittorio is bc he's obsessed af (POSITIVE)

Then Claudio loses patience and just grabs him

he's just a young man from the country village, he doesn't know if proper city measurements are different! lol

what's up is that my fav claudio character through line is being t/t men, and for a character as controlled and somewhat hypocritically virtuous as the Tailor, I get a kick that he is SWEATING when he realizes vittorio's goods and it's jsut blood in the water for him every time, like he's always circling vittorio (and life) like a confident shark, and I delight in vittorio being the one that has him overstepping into feral behavior

like normally claudio is about prescence and having others do the dirty work a la toni's hands, but vittorio (or at least when the t/ts are obvious/out) has him breathing heavy and always up against him, absoLUTELY doing the p/rvy licking sweat off his own lip for how worked up he can get, cliche wiping towl on his face and all lol

maybe it doesn't happen all the time, but certainly it builds up and explodes at the point 📝

(also side thought of claudio entrapping vittorio during daytime confessions and talking filthy 📝)