Christmas Prompts
Mistletoe? Are you trying to kill me?
Uh, little issue, the ham/turkey doesn't fit in the oven...
Can we just open the presents?
Oh, don’t be such a sour wolf!
This god damn gingerbread house! It won’t stop falling down!
Just now put my tree up? I’ve had it up since November 1st!
Do “Reindeer” actually eat carrots?
I don’t need presents when I have you.
Santa Came!
White or Red wine?
When can we open presents?
Alright, who was my secret Santa?!
I can be naughty or nice, I still end up getting what I want!
Christmas shopping just isn’t my forte’
Oh God, not the Christmas carols!
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?
I am NOT dressing up as Santa Claus.
The cookie batter is supposed to be inside the bowl
Christmas is every day when I’m with you.
Don’t tell me you forgot the firewood...












