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Here's the #4wordproject second-parter for a #twinstagasm birthday piece: 1.fox 2.waterfall 3.knitting 4.nymphs If you look at the last piece I posted and superimpose this one on top you'll see it's the same basic shape~because this is for twins I'm Using the twin analogy of having the same basic shape but containing vastly different perspectives to which you may rightly exclaim "a-Doy! Everyone knows that" it's one of those deeply ingrained wisdoms we all have but rarely use on a practical day to day encounter. That men all people are NOT created equal but instead are created uniquely. Big difference. I'm always astonished that the primary way people communicate their perspective in this world usually boils down to trying to convince another to agree on one opinion rather than just expressing a unique perspective without an agenda. I think that's why "opinions" have such a bad reputation and are more commonly compared to buttholes than to useful information . When people ignore that that opinions are subjective and inherently benign most conversations usually end up in argument about who's right and who's wrong and nobody learns anything. This perspective is patently absurd and if you think otherwise you're crazy and wrong and should be ashamed of yourself. #cognativediss ! #JKLK So anyway this here is a fox knitting a waterfall pooling around where twin nymphs frolic and that's all it is. #classiclay #dubbletrubble #yinyanged Authors note: I've got handful more pieces to finish in line for these 4Words project and will take a break from doing them to focus on my solo show in Oakland coming up this July at @athenbgallery . I recon if there's still a demand for these drawings after July I'll let 'chall know and pick it back up. Deal? Love an kisses, Your ol pal Lay

#4WordsProject ! 1.Mermaid 2.Oyster 3.Coven 4.Aerobics A nice friend ordered for his baby momma and her twin sisters birthday so this one here is a two-parter. Which is probably what the midwife said when the first one popped out. As everyone knows twins are witches or warlocks right from the start even if they don't know it. But these ladies, they know it. The one I'll post next, if you overlay it onto the top of this one, you'll see that they both have the same overall shape but are built out of different things. Different concepts. Different words~ and now we all know "in the beginning was the words". the biggest misnomer of calling twins "identical" is that they are usually as different as can be or maybe its "complimentary". I've known several pairs upon my short stay here on gods blue ball and there is a very distinct similar vibe all of them while having vastly different perspectives generally. I mean one of them is always evil, sure, we all know that, but depending on your own unique perspective your "good" could be another persons version of "evil".~ i mean that's the goddamn prognosis of the planet if you look at it~ that People have to have a war over their concepts of how to be good or who's being bad. It's a clusterfuck of arrogant perspective the whole world over. if that's the case, which it is, then the real issue is the use of the concepts of good and evil. It's really just majority rules and the minority can eat a dick and pay the price. It's absolutely animalistic. When someone decides that something is good or evil well then it's just a matter of time until someone sees it just the opposite and spout off about it and people start to go ape shit crazy. And then whammy! We're all fucked. It's why we can't have nice things. Cause ya just can't abide evil if you got a taste of "the good" in your craw. Spit it out. That's the reason why I think that when the yin yang symbol was hip was way more advanced than we are now. I don't mean the 80's tho it was pretty cool. If I could've googled sexy ancient symbol aerobic girls without being more confused than horny I would've just drawn from that. #classiclay #twinstagram #yinyanged #laycorpforlovers

Hey there! #4wordsproject in effect y'all. The four words here are: 1.Gem 2.Bolt 3.Agave 4.Music This one was for an old friend who went off to Mexico with her lady buddy to make their fortune selling their own brand of mezcal they call "gem and bolt" (#gemandbolt). Frankly I don't know much about their business other than it's about fancy mezcal. Not sure if they make it or just bottle it or anything but I do know that they are a pair of baller ladies who went out into the world and did what they wanted just to see if it was good. so obviously this agave headded Clint Eastwood character just had to be a lady gunslinger instead of, well Clint Eastwood's sexy bod with a plant for a head smoking a tequila worm like you'd expect. I mean, sure dude energy is super cool and all but as you might know by now I gotta thing for the ladies. I can't even really describe what it is. It hardwired (#pun4life )when I see specific curves or ripples to want to recreate it somehow. I'll even draw a pair of sexy legs on a grape or cupcake just to keep myself interested in what I'm working on. I guess that's the message here~ find out what kind of wave inspires you and ride it ragged all the way till morning . Don't listen to you mind telling you that you aught to find a real job or that everyone will laugh at you for becoming an aimless hobo just because you just had to drop everything and find your passion. Fuck your mind! Fuck it right in the ripple or you'll regret it when it's too late to even know if you even loved what you were doing or if you just lived your life because you "had to". Or don't. My other great advice is don't do what anyone tells you to do. especially from a dirty jobless hobo with zero fucks to give and no life plan like myself. #hobosexual #realtalkative #ohforartssake #classiclay

While We wait for the next three lino cut sexxxy silhouettes to be printed I wanted to let you know that my days aren't all solely fixated on the erotic sexy time art forms. You must think I'm obsessed on gettin muh horn on but Nah nah nah brah. I'm more than just dicks and pussy bandied about all Willy Nilly. I do plenty of the arts that are not in any way controversial, explicit or which may offend the delicate sensibilities of the unsullied and pure. For instance, Awhile back when I ghosted from the interwebs, I was actually working on a year long illustration project drawing pictures for a oceanic field guide (the sea foragers guide to the norther California coast by Kirk Lombard~ you can find online..published by heyday books) anyway I illustrated over 150 drawings of natures pure and innocent ocean life. To be as accurate as possible to the actual sea creatures I was drawing I usually added an object to show scale. I often used pieces of garbage one might find floating in the ocean for scale i.e. bottle caps, cigarette buts, condom wrappers, etc. Like in this drawing I did of the fat innkeeper worm, one of Gods innocent children left to commingle with the wet moist sea shore. That's what that beastie looks like exactly and that's it's real name. They do however also call it the "northwest uncut sand cock"...or at least I do. Anyway what I'm saying here is this here drawing is the best Segway I could come up with to merge from sexy time to real time...until those prints get done. so sit back and enjoy the good lords creations, bask in his glory and Blame unto Him which thou feels cringeworthy towards and not unto Lay, amen. #praisehimanyway #seaforager #classiclay

Honey Maple Chicken, Maplewood Bacon, Muenster Cheese, 50/50 Fresh Express, White Mountain Bread, Garlic Spread, Cajun Style Gourmaise, Toppings & Seasonings. #Lunch #ClassicLay's