I DID IT LMAO (the chatfic)
note: this is just a chatfic/crackfic where historical figures from classical athens are just..being themselves.
also this is just your typical tech au where phones, memes and abbreviations exist. they still wear chitons an shit btw.
they also know how to text and express themselves via text.
also there are gonna be chapters hehe
aspermylastemail: Aspasia
alcibiadeeznuts: Alcibiades
professionalmalakas: Aristophanes
sassyhistorian: Thucydides
periwinkle created a groupchat!
periwinkle added aspermylastemail, alcibiadeeznuts, professionalmalakas, europides, sophiekles, aeschylux, ilovehistory, sassyhistorian and sockrates to the groupchat!
periwinkle renamed the groupchat to: "fuckers™"!
sassyhistorian: who tf is this
professionalmalakas: calm yo tits bro it's just our beloved tax misuser
periwinkle: ARISTOPHANES HOW DARE YOU
professionalmalakas: omg it's worse than i thought
professionalmalakas: he can express emotion
periwinkle: can you stop roasting me FOR 5 SECONDS
professionalmalakas: okie dokie
professionalmalakas: times up
periwinkle: at least i know it's you aristophanes
professionalmalakas: my pleasure
aspermylastemail: wtf y'all talking about
periwinkle: nothing, dear :)
professionalmalakas: perikles being a simp caught in action
aspermylastemail: now that i think about it, ur username makes a lot of sense aristophanes
periwinkle: HE GOT OUTMATCHED
aspermylastemail: thank you thank you
alcibiadeeznuts: hiii 😝😝😝
professionalmalakas: oh gods
alcibiadeeznuts: sybau ari >:(
professionalmalakas: request denied
europides: aristophanes in his natural habitat
professionalmalakas: well look what the cat dragged in
europides: not ur ass probably
ilovehistory: I don't know about you all but Thucydides being the first to text in the group chat after Perikles is the most in character thing he could do..
sassyhistorian: hey i am NOT that chronically online. (or whatever tf that is)
ilovehistory: Dude be so for real, last time we hung out, you were on your damn phone all the time. You only looked up from it qhen I accidentally tripped while walking😭😭
sassyhistorian: at least i don't write paragraphs to get my point across
periwinkle: damn why y'all fighting so much
sockrates: can we stop fighting and start questioning why are we literally in another world?? who got us here??
periwinkle: yeah the reason why i created this group in the first place is to keep in contact while literal chaos is happening around us.
periwinkle: also hi socrates good to see you once in a while
alcibiadeeznuts: hiii socrateeesss :3
sassyhistorian: yeah someone tell the chaotic bisexual here to stop simping for one second
periwinkle: bruh no way you described my nephew in 2 words😭😭
alcibiadeeznuts: WHY TF DID YOU DECIDE TO ROAST ME UNC😭😭😡😡😡
periwinkle: i'm feeling like a menace today don't bother
alcibiadeeznuts: yeah checks out🙄🙄
periwinkle: anyways gtg i'm gonna go sort out some stuff
aspermylastemail: and i'm gonna go help him
ilovehistory: Goodbye! :)
professionalmalakas: this time don't fuck up while sorting that stuff, mkay???
there will be more of this in the future dw about it