Mar 7, 2012
Cool Kid MK wants to battle!
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Cool Kid MK wants to battle!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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What the fuck did I just converse about?
You: HEY LOSER
You: ARE YOU READY
Stranger: For what?
You: FOR
You: POKEMON
You: 2
You: NOW WITH 2 TIMES THE POKEMON
You: YES
You: HELL YES
Stranger: NO WAY
You: PUNCH A FUCKING BEEDRILL IN THE FACE
You: TEACH THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO WEARS THE DADDY PANTS
Stranger: I WANT IT NOW
You: GOOD
You: IT COMES OUT IN 40 SECONDS
You: GET YOUR EYEBALLS READY FOR THESE GRAPHICS
You: 28 GREAT SMELLING COLORS
Stranger: SEND ME ACOPY NOW!!!!!!!
You: 6 SIDED CUBES?
You: FUCK THAT!
You: OUR CUBES HAVE 7 SIDES
You: WHATS THAT? YOU WANT MORE POKEMON BREEDING?
You: WELL GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
You: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
You: NOW, EVERY POKEMON HAS GUNS
You: GRITTY 90s REBOOT
You: THROW A FUCKING KRABBY INTO A VOLCANO
You: YES!
Stranger: I LOVE IT HOLY SHIT
You: POKEMON 2 WILL
You: FUCK
You: YOUR SHIT
Went on Omegle. This happened on my first try.
Stranger: Nutshots for Charity! Kick me in the balls as hard as you want, as many times as you want!
You: Yes!
You: This is right up my alley!
Stranger: ._.
You: *Winds up for the mightiest of nutshots*
You: *Swings down with force enough to shatter planets*
You: We
You: Have
You: Contact
You: *LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!*
You: *DING!*
Stranger: *Lands a few hours later and instantly falls to knees in pain* Nice shot x.x
You: Thanks
Being comp sci is suffering.
So, I got fairly drunk last night...
Long story short, I found this on my computer just now.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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MK: Do a little dance!
MK can't dance right now! In fact, in his heightened state of IMAGINATION he is unable to coherently complete any commands!
You will have to wait until he sobers up later.
Well, you already have the snazzy formalwear for it! =0 Are you going to ask someone to the tumblr prom, or are you "going stag"? Is that the word?
Who knows! It’s a mystery! Probably when it comes down to it I’ll be mysteriously absent. And then, in the midst of the prom, smoke bombs will go off at strategic locations as I crash in through the skylight.
And then, I don’t know. Maybe do the Team Rocket monologue and steal all the snacks.
If someone tells you you’re wrong for liking something, tell them they’re wrong for being within roundhouse kick range of you. And then roundhouse kick them.
How the fuck do I come up with this shit? Seriously, I spout nonsense, write it down, and only when I find it later do I realize how frickin' awesome it is.