Nov 27, 2023
in my john mulaney era
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in my john mulaney era
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nervous
Today in my classic lit class
(we were talking about the greek gods and goddesses)
Kid Next to me: You know what? Zeus was such an asshole! Fuck Him!
And I went: Pretty much everybody already has
and that is a sum of pretty much all the problems in Greek myths. Everyone fucking Zeus.
Fuck the anon I'm here to shower you with love and appreciation because you deserve and I don't want you to be sad or bummed out. There's enough shit to worry about in the world and I just want you to smile. So smile. Life sucks à lot of the time, but I want you to know you're an amazing person and that I really hope happiness comes your way. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here for ya buddy. ❤️❤️❤️
I’m gonna cryyyyy, tysm fam 😭💙💙💙💙💙
Me: *gets a sticker*
My brain: It goes on your face
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I got some apple and tried to make that smoothie again, it wasn’t any better. I guess that one is just a flop.
I need to go to the store, get more banana, spinach, and frozen pineapple.
I have class in a little bit, and I need to get ready, but I have no motivation today, guys. What do you do when you’re having a rough day?
During class today...
So we were waiting for the kids that were in student council to finish up a meeting, whatever, and my Religion teacher didn’t want to continue the movie we were watching in class without them, so...
Somehow, (and by that, I meant me mouthing and whispering to her,) we decided to talk about LGBTQ+ stuff.
I went to the front of the room, did a whole ‘I’m fabulous’ dance, and said “Okay, who wants to know stuff about LGBTQ+?!?!?!”
They were all in shock. Finally, one girl raised her hand. “What do they stand for?”
“To my knowledge, L is for lesbian. G is for gay. B is for Bisexual, like yours truly-” I wink-”T is for trans, and Q is for questionable; as in, you don’t know their gender, like non-binary, and gender-fluid.”
Another silence. “You’re bi?!”
“Yes. Yes, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Thanks!”
“Do gay people really like glitter?”
“Yes and no. I mean, I do. But Bears don’t.”
“What are Be-”
My teacher turns to me. “Thank you, M.J.! Now, I’ll take over answering questions.
England's treatment of its colonies in Africa after England outlawed slavery:
I can't believe it's not Slavery™