#class humiliation

Oh this was perfect, Zitao sat in the back of the class, leaned back as he watched the door open and his dark eyes got a mischievous twinkle while he was observing the victim of his plan. Who kept it better together than he had hoped. Zitao kept it together, poker face aside from a small smirk playing around his lips. 

After class he left the room however...

A bit later that day (and lasting throughout the day), random people would start whispering sensual and terrible pick-up lines into Zitao's ear as he passes them outside -- in class, on campus, in the cafeteria; he just isn't safe wherever he goes --, all of which are exquisitely out of this world puns on space and aliens. Only the last one seems a bit confused, because when passing the alien in a hallway, he simply goes ".. Meet me in my room?" before walking on quickly.

Zitao would even after the weird comments who he didn’t know the source of, he just ended in front of Samuel’s room at the end of the day, feigning all innocence as he came in. “You asked for me, professor?”