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Dionysus; white or rosé? (probably rosé) i hate red wine s o much oh my god eW

Eros; hh h ok i guess i kind of have a crush on this girl i used to go to uni with but it wasn’t really a HUGE crush -it was like a baby crush. she was blonde and about the same height as me and really loud and i like her a lot as a friend too definitely. we actually had this whole “fake dating” thing going on where we’d call each other our girlfriend and we’d flirt in front of people n stuff and we always used to hold hands on the bus going home from uni and sometimes walking to the bus stop and the last time we were at college she said she thought that she could be bi too and i don’t want to get big headed but i do know she likes me that way but honestly i can’t be bothered to get into a relationship so im happy that it’s just a teenage girl hold-hands-and-kiss thing with no “strings attached” to it -it’s just nice to have someone who waits for you at your locker at the ends of the day and gives you a hug before you walk home because my best friends aren’t really into that sort of thing. 

im assuming that meant crush out of the people that you know in real life -because otherwise it’s 100% nela and it’s become more than a crush + im quite possibly in love with her (psa to anyone who isn’t a close friend of mine; and that isn’t ridiculous because i’ve never met her -i’ve known nela for a long and if you know either of us you’ll know that we’re really close and that we help each other get through a lot of bullshit and i might not even be here without her so i love her yes)

Hestia; sARAH ok this is going to take a while. my dream house is probably in san francisco, and it would be one at the top of the hill so i could see the ocean and the golden gate bridge. it would be one of those brightly coloured ones that you get in san fran and although you don’t really get gardens in the city i would have this BEAUTIFUL little garden with a little deck and a patio and then grass for my dogs to play on and a few trees for my kids to climb but they’ll be blossom trees and then ofc i’ll have lots of flowers growing and then maybe a vegetable patch at the bottom of the garden for my mum when she comes to visit because she loves growing vegetables. oh and a tiny little garden house at the bottom (with ac though) that i can use as an art studio because even though i’ll be a cop i still want to paint (and also a tiny house at the bottom of the garden is a good place to go if your children are driving you insane). i should have described the front of the house first?? fuck ok. so steps going up to the big front door and then you open the door and there’s a REAL nice porch with a black and white tiled floor and the porch is FULL of plants and i’ll always have orchids flowering (even in the winter because cali isn’t cold) -so you’ll step into this porch like “holy shit this is beautiful” and tHEN you open the real door into the house and you’re standing at the bottom of these big beautiful stairs (floor in this section is maybe white marble?? because then when my pups run across it, they make a patter patter noise) that stop halfway and there’s probably like a fuckton of plants and then the stairs continue left and right to go upstairs bla bla bla. ok so if you go right from the bottom of the stairs and idk like just follow me (bc there are probably other rooms) and you’re in the KITCHEN + it’s a real nice kitchen with a beautiful stove and floors and cabinets and one of those island thingies that there are probably stools at for like one of my kids and a pug to sit and eat breakfast every morning -maybe the littlest kid?? yea n the pug is his best friend so they eat breakfast together. uhh and then on from the kitchen there’s the table and the whole wall is just glass so you can see the garden -which is really nice because it’s full of flowers n nice shit. um and then there’s probably a living room. boring. like there will be a nice sofa and a big tv but the sofa will be covered in tiny dogs so sarah just take an armchair or smth -oH there will be lots of nice armchairs, like the ones u can cross ur legs on. um and nice art?? and a coffee table with nice books on it. and the window will have a beautiful view of the pacific. um ok if u like follow me back through the kitchen and to the stairs if we walk past the stairs there’s probably a bathroom -boring; a spare room maybe??? boring. maybe just a room for my dogs to sleep in. who knows. ok we go up the stairs (past the nice plants arrangement) and uhh there’s a nice landing. with more plants n maybe a dog asleep. another big window with a cute view and in front of the window there is a piano because my kids are all talented and play beautifully. and then just rooms for my kids and a bathroom -but with a nice bath (u know the ones that stand up). and then my room which has a nice bed for me to sleep -what else do u need in a bedroom ??? and that probably has it’s own bathroom because when my sons grow up i don’t want to share a bathroom with teenage boys because i have done enough of that in my life. it got really dull towards the end but that’s just because it got so long. sigh. the woes of being obsessed with real estate. oh and there’s probably an attic that i tell my kids is just full of junk but actually it’s a secret den for me and my wife for us to make out in in private.

Zeus: the united states to see all of my buddies!!! i’d really like to travel all over because i have friends in a few areas but also just because it’s so so big and there’s lots to see (ur comin with me on this road trip). 

i also want to go to LOADS of places in europe -im going to france in a few months for the first time but i’d really love to go to paris ((so so so much h h hhh)) [ [ [[when im older and i have the money im going to take nela to paris because she loves that city but i won’t make her go up the eiffel tower because beb is scared of heights]] ] also versailles is near paris and i need to go to the palace. ALSO france in general is just so full of such beautiful art and aaAAAA i need to go so bad it is a CRIME that i haven’t been yet.