#cjs.headcanons

✦ It all started because you were low on funds but you still needed the high, and you knew just the guy to go to for this particular problem. Aegon was infamous for letting a goodie bag slide for a blowie from a pretty girl. You did your best desperate pout, and got down on your knees. “Come on Aeg, you know how bad I want it.” Before you knew it he was hooked and so were you.

✦ You’d usually call for any quick fix, pills, weed, but now it was becoming sex. “I’m not looking for anythin-” he’d swiftly cut you off, “I know darlin’.” All clothes are tossed to the floor after that.

✦ His hands splayed across your body, your face pressed against the cool living room wall as you arch your ass over the old leather couch. Sweat from him, you, or a mix of both you can’t be sure, making the sound of skin slamming together only that much louder.

✦ Aegon sometimes likes to keep you around when he’s filling out other orders. Nothing special he just likes the company, and to squeeze at your thighs while he does the math (never his strongest subject, ironically). Of course you do end up fucking soon after he’s done to relax his mind again.

✦ You agree since you’re both too exhausted from all the sex that you should just spend the night more often.

✦ He hasn’t made you pay for any of his services in months, though lately you hardly feel like you need them at all.

✦ You’ve managed to acquire some nicknames from him over the time spent together: darlin, baby, cheeks, puppy.

✦ The neighbours have lodged many complaints against the goings on in that house to the cops, but none more than your incessant noise. This led to you both being taken in for indecent exposure after opening the door in the nude.

✦ Hands down the best sex you’ve ever had was after his 3 month stint in jail. His stubble had grown into a full-on beard that left red marks all over your body.

✦ “Next time those fuckers bring me in, they’ll have to take you in with me baby. Can’t wait this long to touch you ever again.” His right hand rips through your top with ease, as his left finds itself groping your ass like you’ll certainly fall to your death if he doesn’t. “Then don’t get caught next time, idiot.” You smirk against his mouth.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

The queen of aftercare. Doesn't matter if it's a one night stand or you're in a longterm relationship she will take the time to make sure you're taken care of. Cleaning you up, bringing you water and checking in verbally even a massage if you need (it's her specialty).

"you've done such a good job darling." Her words calm you as her fingers run through your hair circling the top of your scalp. "Who's my good girl? that's right, sweetheart."

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

She admires her arms. She's spent sometime in the gym and is proud of her progress. She enjoys being able to lift you up so easily with them and the feeling when you grab them for support.

An ass woman all the way. It's easy to appreciate on both men and women and she can't help noticing. She loves grabbing at it for leverage when she fucks you and watching you walk around with it peeking out of one of her dress shirts in the morning.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

Her favourite feeling in the world is when you cum on her tongue. Your body quivering underneath hers, fingers yanking at her hair as you chase the release. Knowing one of the smallest muscles in her body can have you like this is the greatest pleasure she can imagine. In her mind there's simply nothing better.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

She occasionally craves submission. Don't get her wrong she enjoys nothing as much as seeing you splayed out beneath her but sometimes after a long day of being in charge she wants you to take the reins. And not in a little slap-to-the-cheek-calling-you-mommy kind off way, no, no she wants the real sub experience. Hands tied behind her back, her legs parted with a bar spreader and you dressed in full dominatrix getup flog in hand.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Knows exactly what she's doing and what you want before you have even speak a word. Not to mention her being a wealthy heiress who everyone either wants to be or be with. So yes, she's very experienced.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying, may include a visual) 

Rhaenyra believes all pleasure should be mutual between partners so she is very bias towards a good old fashioned sixty-nine. Having you ass up on her face while your mouth manipulates her clit is pure serenity.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?) 

She’s not generally a very serious person but when it comes to sex she takes it very seriously. A little joking around while she teases you? Of course, but she will not be found cracking jokes in the heat of the moment.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

She’s all natural, and holds true to her belief that if anyone finds it unappetizing they’re an immature child who isn’t ready for real sex.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

It flips depending on her mood and what kind of relationship she is currently in. if it's just a hookup it will most likely be nasty, dirty, spit-in-your-mouth kind of sex but if you're in a long term relationship she can take it slow and steady. But fear not you will still be getting that rough bent over the kitchen counter sex whenever you need.

J = Jack Off (how often do they do it? how do they feel about it?)

Not very frequently, why would she need to when she has you most of the time?

K = Kink (what are they into?) 

Before she goes crazy with anything she always makes sure you are into if first and foremost but if were really getting into it:

BDSM is the big one for her in both the role of the receiver and the giver. It goes hand in hand with her love of impact play. Ropes, paddles, blindfolds, flogs, being called ma'am, the whole nine yards.

Voyeurism of course, she loves watching you squirm. She also enjoys being able to watch the two of you together through mirrors or videos/photos of you fucking.

A light nylon fetish, she just loves the way your ass and legs look in them.

What gets her going like nothing else though is hearing your dirty little mouth and the noises she can have you making. She wants you right in her ear at all times telling how good it feels and just exactly what you want her to do with you.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex) 

Against the wall is a recent acquired taste of hers. She just can't help but feel a bit cocky when she can hold you against it with ease while her fingers or tongue work on easing your stress after a hard days work.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

It doesn't take much in all honesty. Just having you around in the same vicinity is enough to send her into heat like a feral cat. She desires to make you feel good and feel you against her at all times.

N = Nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) 

Cuckolding is a big no for her. If you want to invite a third for the night she will have no problem with that, but if they think she is going to be sitting in some chair off to the side while they get to have you all to themselves they have another thing coming. She's not just boosting her own ego when she says she knows no one can make you feel the way she can, she's just right.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) 

As I'm sure you already know by now she is very skilled, she knows precisely what to do and when to do it. Her record for making you cum is one minute and three-seconds (yes she set a timer beforehand) but she is sure she will be able to beat that soon.

She is a giver all the way. The Chappell Roan song is secretly your ringtone for her.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

A bit of both. It's no fun to her if it's always the same.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?) 

She has no issues with quickies especially if you need one. Even though she adores taking her time with you and teasing you to no end she'll never deny her sweetheart whatever you need.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?) 

Her whole sexual history has been one giant jumbled tale of risks. Rhaenyra needs to try everything once (at least things that aren't going to get anyone hurt or sick) before she decides if it's not a fit for her. I mean she has such a strong opinion on cucking for a reason but that's a different story for another time.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

For as long as you want her she will be ready for you. Round three? Piece of cake. Four? Keep them coming. Seven and she might need a breather only because last time she got lock jaw and her fingers got stuck in a bit of an awkward claw position for a few hours.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) 

A large assortment of strap-ons in all different sizes depending on her mood, quit a few vibrators, some plugs, clamps and a small chest of BDSM gear. She wants to make sure all areas are covered. You both take turns sharing them depending on who's topping who.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?) 

She invented the game. Besides making you cum teasing you is one of her greatest joys. Using her words when you're out and about on a shop day just to rile you up and get you squirming. Grazing the inside of your thighs at a friends birthday dinner for what feels like hours. Not to mention how long she makes you wait when she finally gets you into the bedroom. Teasing is her bread and butter.

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make?) 

Honestly she doesn't make much noise. It's not because she doesn't want to or is embarrassed, she just much prefers to hear your noises over her own. But when it comes to dirty talk you can barely get her to stop talking enough to take a long breath.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

She is super turned on by watching you dance. It doesn't even have to be sexy, watching you jump around the kitchen to some silly song just fills her with an unexplainable yearning.

X = X-Ray (what’s goin’ on under those clothes?)

Shockingly built for her thin frame. Strong thighs, muscular arms, and a toned stomach. The way she dresses as she has grown has leaned more towards the masculine side than her youth did so it hides a lot more of her figure. Toned ass and larger than average tits included.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive? how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

You already know, she is as greedy as the day is long.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She wants nothing more than your affection even after you’re both spent. She’ll crawl up to you throwing her arms around your neck while she buries her face in your chest. She praises you like no other.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

She’s not one to talk about her own looks but she does know where everyones eyes go. The first thing they gawk at when she stands; her ass. If she wants to tease she’ll make sure to wear a particularly tight pair of jeans or a dress that hugs her curves the way you like.

Alicent adores everything about you but she’s very fond of your hands. How gentle and kind they caress her during the day and how aggressive and rough they can get when she asks for it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

If things get really intense for her she’ll squirt without warning. She gets very shy afterwards but of course you insist it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Though she has a persona of being very proper and well put together she likes when things get messy. She wants spit in her mouth that isn’t her own, carpet burns on her knees from eating you out, her ass to be beet red by the time you’re through with her. She loves when you get a little mean and condescending.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She grew up very religious and closeted so no, but she is incredibly eager to learn. She’ll throw out ideas to you of what she wants to try, and you are just as keen to give her what she wants as she is.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying, may include a visual)

Nothing beats you eating her out from behind while she is bent over a hard surface. There’s just something very erotic to her about being completely open to you.

When she is topping she loves to have you sat on her lap, legs spread, and a hand on your neck.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

When you’re both in the heat of the moment there’s nothing to giggle about, just moan and scream.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

A well trimmed bush. She cleans up around the edges so nothing pokes her but she’s not wasting her time and energy on maintaining a smooth landing spot.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Alicent is a romantic woman by nature. Everything is intimate since this is her first time really experiencing her own sexuality.

J = Jack Off (how often do they do it? how do they feel about it?)

Before you? Never. Not when she was sure that whatever was out there was always watching her like a personal sinful security camera.

Now she has worked through her shame and whenever she gets the urge she gives in completely.

K = Kink (what are they into?)

Impact play (not the face), dirty talk, nipple play, bondage, shibari, light degradation, praise, body worship, daddy, hair pulling, edging, role play, fem dom, breeding, overstimulation, exhibitionism, voyeurism, tribbing…did I miss anything?

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

Anywhere and everywhere. Thanks to you and her shame has disappeared to an almost unhealthy extent. She will take any chance she can get to touch you.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

It may sound very cheesy but she loves when you listen attentively to her. Whatever she’s ranting on about you’re there nodding with the most caring eyes she’s ever seen. No matter how innocent it may be, it makes her wants to jump your bones instantly.

N = Nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that makes you uncomfortable of course or anything that will do permanent damage whether that be physical or psychological.

She’s also not down to share, you are hers and no one else’s and you both like it that way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She can be a bit of a pillow princess at times but she feels she has a second home between your legs. She’ll nestle her head down from the nape of your neck to the waistband of your bottoms, kissing down as she goes. Before you can get a word out your pants are discarded who knows where, and Alicent is practically kitten licking your panties with her big doe eyes begging you to let her taste you.

“Please?” She whines.

You can never say no to that face.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

She craves the best of both worlds. She wants to pull the headboard so hard it snaps and she wants to spend half an hour kissing every inch of your body.

A good life is a balanced one.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?)

Anytime, any place, and any pace. That is her mantra. She’s pulled you out of important meetings many times to just fool around despite the fact that you already fucked her that very morning.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

Always. Having known so little before she wants to learn it all now. There’s far too little of the sexual world Alicent hasn’t explored and she’s hungry for more.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

Having 18 years of unexplored sexual tension, yeah, she’s on you like a rabbit in spring.

The first time you became intimate you were very clear you would not push her outside of her comfort zone. A little over a half an hours later, both sprawled out and completely out of breath she managed to wheeze out a “So, can we do that again?”

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

You went to the shop together to see what she’s curious about and she has amassed quite the collection since. Straps, ropes, plugs, vibrators, paddles, whips, bars, whatever you can think of she has them.

Sharing is caring of course so you both take turns using them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?)

She lives for it. Egging you on till you just can’t take it anymore. Wearing outfits she knows drive you crazy, rubbing up against from dusk till dawn on a busy day, sending scandalous messages, It’s her bread and butter.

When the roles are reversed she loses it. She’ll cry and whine and beg you to just give in a little, but the longer you hold out the better the sex will be and you both know that.

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make?)

You have often said Alicent reminds you of a cat in more ways than one. She makes it known what she is feeling when you get her in the bedroom. She moans and whimpers begging you to keep going. You know she’s close when her whines get breathy and she sounds like she could hit a whistle note.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

She likes to get sacrilegious in bed. Whether that be what she says or even a little role playing occasionally. It’s her way of dealing with years of religious trauma.

X = X-Ray (what’s goin’ on under those clothes?)

Thick thighs, perfectly sculpted ass, a soft tummy and supple suckable tits.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive? how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Number one yearner. There isn’t a moment in time where she doesn’t want you in some way.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

✧ Not many outsiders have had the privilege of visiting Hightower Farms, so Otto was very picky when it came to choosing a farm hand. He couldn’t risk Alicent being taken advantage of by any hormone fuelled young man so he was willing to hire a woman, just this once. This is where you come in, pleading and desperate for a job.

✧ You make pennies in comparison with many of your friends, but Otto lets you stay in his daughter’s room to make up for the lack of compensation and oh, does it ever.

✧ Alicent grew up the only girl in her family so when she finally has you all to herself she’s giddy. There’s so many things she’s never experienced, she was home schooled, her mother died young, and she only goes into town when her father isn’t feeling well.

✧ She has no problem getting dressed in front of you, I mean you are both girls, right? It’s not like you spy she just happens to stand directly within your line of sight when changing. Eventually you become so used to it you begin to take on the same habit. Alicent stops whatever she is doing when you get undressed.

✧ Alicent had always know she’s not the version of herself her father wants her to be. Otto would often warn her about the whims of men and how they would never be good enough for her but he didn’t seem to understand she had no interest in men. You are all she has prayed for.

✧ While you were doing heavy work, sweat dripping down your torso, you would find her out of the corner of your eye staring at you from the porch. On the occasion she would walk up to you with a pitcher and a glass asking if you needed to cool down. “You keep going at this pace, you’ll be done before autumn comes.”

You laughed at her comment. “And leave you all alone? I could never.”

Her cheeks flushed a soft shade of pink. She hoped you were telling the truth.

✧ More often than not Alicent would beg you to stay in her bed, claiming the cot was much too small to be comfortable. You would wake up with her curled up in your arms, looking like a real life angel.

✧ “Have you ever been in someone else’s bed before?” She asked one night. The both of you cuddled up together in Alicent’s cotton sheets.

“Of course, I’ve slept over at plenty of friends places before.” You answered nonchalantly.

“I don’t mean a friend.”

You stop for a minute and look up at her. Her eyes were even wider and darker than usual. “In that case the answer is still yes.”

“Could you show me…please?” Her voice barely a whisper as her fingers interlinked with yours.

✧ Your lips locked together like two magnets, drawn to each other. Alicent moaning at the mere contact of your mouth with hers. “You gotta be quiet Ali.” You muffled against her.

Her hands ran from the back of your neck down to waist of your sleep shorts pulling them down to your knees. Her fingers grazed the middle of your underwear feeling the heat of you against her palm. You gasped when the slips them to the side leaving nothing separate her hand from your cunt. “You gotta be quiet.” She mocked back to you.

✧ the rest of the summer is spent this way. The two of you finding moments of privacy to share together. In the haystacks, in the shower, behind the barn, out in the vast fields that surround you. It was bliss.

✧ Alicent became even more brazen with her teasing. Delivering your drinks in very short dresses and shorts. Bending over in front of you to reveal that she was in fact not wearing any underwear. Leaving you little notes around the farm where only you would find them.

𝐼 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝑜𝓃 𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓉𝒽 𝒶𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃. 𝐹𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑒 𝒷𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝓌𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒, 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒. -𝒜

✧On days where Otto is in town you spend all day basking in each other’s company. Reading together on the porch, riding the horses out to the edge of the forest, cooking dinner together. Despite how mundane it seems you treasure nothing else more.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

King of aftercare. Nobody else does it like this man when it comes to aftercare and he doesn’t even do it consciously. It’s just his instinct to take care of you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s not very into idolizing his own body but he likes his shoulders the most. He learned to appreciate them more when you started complimenting them.

Jace is a thigh man. He loves grabbing at them while he fucks you or feeling them squeeze around his head when he’s eating you out. Natures pillows as he calls them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

His favourite place to cum is on your face. It’s probably the most shocking thing about Jace considering he’s the biggest gentleman out of all his brothers, but he just can’t help it. The image of your pretty face coved in his load will never not drive him insane.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He doesn’t really have any crazy secrets, but he really wants to record the two of you fucking. He thinks about it more than it’s probably reasonable for a person to think about it. Setting up his phone to take in the sights and sounds of you getting fucked by him.

Jace knows it’s incredibly stupid and risky with the profile of his family’s name — neither of you have even sent nudes to each other for that reason. It’s just the idea of the two of you having a sextape for your eyes only is very hot to him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He went through a phase of sleeping around in high school like his brother (Aegon of course) until he realized it wasn’t for him. He didn’t feel right using girls like that, he’s a romantic to the core.

The only good thing that came out of his little experimentation was building up quite the resume of experience. You’re grateful for his little hoe phase as you called it.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying, may include a visual)

Jace is a firm believer in the superiority of missionary. He gets to control the pace and look directly at you the whole time. If he’s feeling wild he’ll hike your knees over his shoulders.

He also loves being able to whisper dirty things in your ear while fucks you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

He is generally a lighthearted guy at all times so the bedroom wouldn’t be that different. He would never take himself too seriously but he’d also never ruin a perfectly romantic moment by acting like an absolute loon.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

When it comes to shaving he prefers comfort over aesthetic. He’ll trim when necessary but you are never getting that man shaven bare. He’d want you to do the same in terms of shaving for your enjoyment, not his.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Jace is a good old fashioned lover boy. He believes in romance out and inside of the bedroom. Some people have called him corny but he takes it as a compliment.

But just because it’s romantic doesn’t mean it’s boring and repetitive. This man puts all he has into his lovemaking. Honestly he thinks it’s what he was put here to do with his life.

J = Jack Off (how often do they do it? how do they feel about it?)

Probably about once or twice a week. He would never use porn though, for one he knew all that shit was fake, and it just felt wrong especially when he had you. He likes to use his imagination when he does it, picturing you sprawled out underneath him, bouncing with every thrust he gives you, eyes rolling into the back of your head.

In his mind that’s better than any porn ever made, because it’s just for him. Although he does still want to have a real video of you at some point in the future.

K = Kink (what are they into?)

He’s pretty basic when it comes to kinks. Dirty talk will always get him going — the sound of your voice in general actually. He’s convinced he could cum from the sound of you reading him a grocery list. He also really likes watching you masturbate. Seeing the way your body moves in response to your own hands and toys is priceless to him.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

He’s a bed guy all day and all night. Nothing beats the comfort of his sheets, but he’s open to trying out wherever you want to.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

Kissing will always led to something more with Jace. Innocent peck on the cheek? It’s moving to the mouth. On the lips? You’re gonna feel some tongue sneaking its way through.

If you kiss him on the neck you are asking for it. His neck might honestly be more sensitive than his cock.

N = Nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Absolutely nothing that hurts you. The only way he can stay turned on is to know he’s causing you pleasure, not pain.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

If he had to choose between never eating pussy or never getting his cock sucked he will happily choose never getting head again.

Jace was built to eat pussy. It’s his idea of heaven. He will spend hours doing it without even breaking a sweat. There have been many times where you had force his moth off you because he ‘wasn’t done yet’. Your pussy is literally a drug to him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Jace is all about taking his time with you so it’s slow and sensual all the way.

Sex with him always starts with you getting eaten out (and we all know he’s enjoying every minute of that) so after he’s had his fill of you that’s when he gives you what you’ve been waiting for. Hips rocking smoothly into you as he tells you how gorgeous and perfect you are.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?)

He would prefer not to, but if you or him are feeling desperate then he’s not too prideful to get down on his knees for you real quick.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

He’s pretty vanilla when it comes to experimenting but he will do almost anything to make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

A two to three rounds type of guy for actual penetration, but if we’re talking eating pussy? Days on end with no breaks.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He was open to trying them when you asked him but the idea has never crossed his mind on his own. He never thought of them as a necessity. The first time he watched you use a vibrator on yourself changed his mind instantly. Anything that gives you pleasure gives him twice as much.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?)

Only so he can make your high last longer. He will rub your clit for hours before he lets you cum just so he can watch you squirm.

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make?)

He’s more of a whines and moans type of guy than a grunter. He also loves praising you.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

He’s never tried eating ass but he secretly wants to. When he’s down there, nose rubbing circles against your clit, while his tongue licks its way into your wet hole, he’s been tempted to travel a little lower. To spread your cheeks and run his tongue against your ass while his fingers spread your cunt open is his fantasy.

The only thing stopping him is he’s afraid you’ll think he’s gross.

X = X-Ray (what’s goin’ on under those clothes?)

Hung like a true horse. Other than just being a people pleaser to his core, the whole reason he got so into eating pussy was because he knew in order to take some of that initial pain away he needed to prep you first.

He never wants to hurt you but it’s just inevitable sometimes with the absolute size of him. BDE comes with a price.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive? how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He wants to live between your legs. Jace has ‘joked’ many times that the ideal day off for him would be having you sit on his face until he suffocates. He’d be more than thrilled to go out that way.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You run him ragged. Even if you fuck during the day it is required both of you have a power nap immediately after.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If you’re in a relationship he can be very affectionate. Making sure you are well taken care of after intense sex or even just getting water and a snack after gentle sex because he can get pretty hungry after it himself. It’s hard work.

However if you’re just a casual hookup he’s not nearly as concerned. He’s confident in himself enough to know you are satisfied after all is said and done but he’s a bit of a dickhead. He’ll give you a sloppy kiss and a pat on the ass as a goodbye but that’s about it. You’ll know he had a good time if he leaves you his number before heading out the door.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Honestly, his cock. He loves how you look taking it and how you moan when he pushes it in for the first time. He’s also a big fan of when you praise it specifically ‘your cock feels so good aegon’ ‘your dick is so pretty’ etc.

When it comes to a partner he’s an equal opportunist when it comes to tits and ass. He loves to suck on tits until they are dripping with his saliva and to watch them bounce as you ride him. For your ass he’s a big believer in smacking in and outside of the bedroom, as well as gripping it while he pounds into you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

He’s open to cumming wherever you want him to but he’s a big fan of cumming on you. Your ass, your tits, your face, you name a part of your body and he will cum on it. What can he say, he’s always been artistic and painting you with his cum is no exception.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to be pegged desperately. He’s fucked many guys before but he’s never loved bottoming as much as topping.

But the idea of you in a cute little lingerie getup and strap-on railing him while you sing sweet praises in his ears? That’s a whole other story. He’s jerked off to the idea many night in a row but he hasn’t quite gotten the courage yet to ask you. Maybe someday soon.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Let’s face it Aegon is a slut. You think of gender a identity and he has been with them more than once and does that experience ever come in handy with you.

He’s got you crying from pleasure night after night and never seems to tire of it.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying, may include a visual)

Reverse cowgirl all the way. The visual of you bouncing on top of him, hips rolling, ass jiggling with your back arched, his hands on your tits, is the fastest way to make him cum. He also loves pulling your face towards him so he can still kiss you.

Extra points if you do it in front of your mirror so he can watch you fall apart and see your breasts bounce with your movements.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Depends on the moment.

If either of you make a strange noise, or accidentally injure yourself he’s not too pompous to laugh it off and make a joke about it in the future. But he’s not going to ruin the heat of the moment by creating a comedy special in the middle of it all.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

He doesn’t really have to shave downstairs to be well groomed. Targaryen’s don’t have much body hair and what they do have is soft and thin.

He does like to grow out his facial hair occasionally and it’s a good look on him. When he’s grown it out he tells you to ride his moustache often.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

There’s two different types of sex with Aegon, the kind you started out with in the beginning of your relationship and still have: nasty, dirty, spit in your mouth kind of sex, and the kind you can only recently do: love making (even though he hates that phrase.)

He can be surprisingly romantic. He’s a fan of kissing during sex, holding hands, and eye contact.

He’s got all the duality you need.

J = Jack Off (how often do they do it? how do they feel about it?)

24/7 365. If you’re not around to help him he will absolutely be indulging himself. He has a locked album on his phone filled with pictures and videos of you in compromising positions.

His favourite is the video you sent him of you playing with your pussy, legs spread, tits pulled out of your dress, knickers pushed to the side as you ride your fingers and moan his name. It makes him feel like you’re right there in the room with him.

K = Kink (what are they into?)

What isn’t he into is a simpler question.

He’s a versatile man in general so when he’s in dom mood he likes slapping you on both sets of cheeks but not enough to seriously hurt you. Because he never grew up with a father and the word means almost nothing to him he loves to be called daddy. A little bit of voyeurism. Overstimulation is also a good way to get him going without even having to touch him. Nothing brings him as much pleasure as watching you squirm and whine as he makes you cum over and over again. He also likes to be a little condescending when he’s in charge: ‘what did you say baby? I can’t hear you over the sound your wet little cunt.’

When he’s feeling subby it’s a whole other ballpark. He loves being edged for hours, knowing he’s completely in your control. He’s a fan of being manhandled, chocking, slapping, scratching, anything is on the table for him if you’re up for it.

There’s much more he’s up for but at the end of the day all he wants is to be praised no matter what you two are doing.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

For how kinky he is his favourite basic location is his bed. He’s up to do it truly anytime and anywhere but nowhere feels better than his soft mattress.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

Almost anything will get him going. He’s turned on most of the time. But seeing you taking interest in something he enjoys will always push him over the edge. He remembers going on a rant to you about his favourite album and he glanced up to see you looking at him with genuine interest, and love in your eyes and he doesn’t think he’s gotten harder faster in his.

Looks-wise he adores the sight of you in nothing but a t-shirt and knickers. Morning breath be damned if he sees you wearing that it’s game over. You’ve told him many times you’d be happy to put some sexy lingerie on but he always reassures you he’s just as turned on seeing you in that.

N = Nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He never wants to actually hurt you. The first time you had sex and cried you had to reassure him it was from pleasure and not pain so he would touch you again. Any bodily fluids besides spit and cum is completely out of the question.

Also he’s got two moms so calling anyone mommy is a no-no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves both.

When it comes to giving he could do it all day long. The image of you either sat on his face or lying above him is something he couldn’t describe with words how hot it makes him feel. Your legs as earmuffs is the greatest gift he could ever get. He’s incredibly skilled, his tongue (which is pierced by the way) and jaw never seeming to get tired.

He swears you are the best head he has ever gotten. Your lips wrapped around him makes him understand why people can believe in the afterlife. He also love the sight of you looking up at, eyes wide as you swallow him down your throat.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? )

It can go either way depending on his mood.

After a bad day he will most likely take out his frustration by pounding into you until both of you can’t remember your names. The grip he has on your hips leaving bruises the next day. One time he even managed to break your bed frame (don’t worry he paid for a new one).

Morning sex tends to be much more tender and romantic. Slow kisses and shallow thrusts before both of you have to go out into the real world.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?)

Whenever there’s time for one he’ll make it happen. He doesn’t care how inconvenient it is, if he has opportunity to fuck you he will take it 100% of the time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

He’s lived his life by the motto of try anything once. He even has a whole day dedicated to it.

When you were about 3 months into your relationships you took it as your chance to bring up experimenting and he was so excited. You tried roleplaying, bdsm, wax play, and exhibitionism all in 24 hours.

After that you both decide that one day a month if the other person brought up something they wanted to try you would try it, and anything else that came to mind for both of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

You swear there is nothing that can stop Aegon when he’s horny. Your personal record together is 3 and a half hours with no breaks.

Sometime you tap out before he does.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s got a collection in his bedside drawer: all different types of vibrators, butt plugs, dildos, and fleshlights in all different colours.

He was always up to using them on you especially the vibrators and butt plugs. Pushing them into all your holes as you moaned into his mouth. And you using them on him? That was a wet dream.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?)

He likes to be teased more than he likes to tease you. The fun in sex for him (other than the fact that it just feels amazing) is watching you succumb to pleasure, not to deny you anything.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make?)

He’s pretty vocal. Moans, grunts, gasps all leaving his mouth in the moment. He also gets vocal with his words praising you in all the ways you like.

‘You feel so fucking good darling’ ‘you were made for me only, right?’ ‘I want you to cum for me, please baby’

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

He really wants to have a threesome with you. He’s been a little shy to bring it up because he doesn’t want you to feel insecure, or think the reason he wants to is because you aren’t satisfying him and feel pressured to do it. But the idea of you making out with some other guy/girl while he fucks you really turns him on.

X = X-Ray (what’s goin’ on under those clothes?)

His cock is pretty average in size, around 6 inches and decently thick but it’s a beautiful sight. Pink tip with juicy vein running down the underside. Every time you see it you just want to put it in your mouth.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive? how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Once he starts he can’t be stopped. There’s not a day you’ve been together when you haven’t fucked. (Of course he’s up for period sex.)

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

At first he’s not really sure what to do. He’s a bit awkward when it comes to dealing with the aftermath of these things. But he is nothing if not eager to learn.

Once he understands what you need he will be more than happy to provide it whether it be checking in on you verbally or just holding you after it’s over.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He’s a big fan of his hands now. He didn’t really think about them much before, but when you pointed out how much you liked them he began to appreciate them more. He likes how large and strong they are and how quickly he can make you cum with them.

He’s a tits man all the way. Big or small he doesn’t really care he just likes looking at them, sucking on them, and squeezing them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

He’s got a not so secret breeding kink. He doesn’t actually want kids right now but if you let him cum inside of you it’s game over.

‘You want me to fill you up don’t you? Want all my cum inside you so everyone will know you belong with me, hm?’

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s got a real bad librarian fetish.

He’s embarrassed of how cliche it is. He’s not exactly sure why it happened, but he remembers one day accidentally stumbling upon Aegon’s porn mag collection and coming across a spread of a woman in a library wearing small framed glasses, her hair just pulled out of an up-do, wearing no shirt with her tight pencil skirt hiked up to her pussy without any knickers on.

He ripped the spread out of the magazine knowing that if Aegon told their mums about it he would be in just as much trouble for owning a magazine like that. He doesn’t know how many times he wanked off to that picture, but he had to stop once the picture became too crumpled to even make out the shape of the woman anymore.

Maybe one day he’ll get the courage to ask you to do a little librarian role play with him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Aemond didn’t go through the classic teenage boy slag phase like all his other brother’s did. He didn’t lose his virginity till he was 19 but that doesn’t mean he’s a dud — on the contrary he’s probably the most educated about sex out of all his siblings.

His love of knowledge didn’t stop outside of school hours. He spent everyday after class making sure that when the time was right and he found the right person it would be just as good for them as it would be for him.

Did this lead him down some rabbit holes of knowledge about things a teenager boy shouldn’t know? Yes absolutely.

Did he regret it? Definitely not.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying, may include a visual)

Cowgirl. He loves watching you bounce on top of him, biting your lower lip to keep quiet for the neighbours.

He also enjoys the fact that it’s a position where either of you can be in control. There’s been many time where you have started out in control until he grips onto your hips slapping the skin of your ass against the front of his thighs.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

Definitely more serious. There isn’t anything Aemond doesn’t take 100% seriously most of the time and sex isn’t any different. When it’s happening he’s a man on a mission.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

Completely shaven bare, not that there was much hair to shave in the first place.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He’s surprisingly romantic in the moment. He knows what being used feels like and he never wants you to feel that way. Even when he gets rough he always reassures you it’s all for your pleasure.

J = Jack Off (how often do they do it? how do they feel about it?)

Almost never. He would much rather have you touch him than have to do it himself. He’s patient enough to wait if he must.

And when he knows he won’t see you for a while wether that be because one of you is going out of town, or just busy with work, he’ll request you send him some scandalous photos so he won’t miss you as much. That or phone sex.

K = Kink (what are they into?)

He’s a secret fem dom enjoyer, not necessarily in the traditional whips and chains way but he just likes it when you take control. Bossing him around, praising him, maybe a few smack here and there.

He’s also all about giving what he gets. Being called sir whenever he’s in charge while he simultaneously praises and degrades you. It’s a balancing act he throughly enjoys.

And some good old fashioned exhibitionism on the side.

L = Location (favourite places to have sex)

He really likes having sex on your couch because there’s a few positions that are way more comfortable there than on your bed. If he’s feeling adventurous he’ll definitely be up for bathroom sex (clean bathroom sex that is, he’s not an animal).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)

He likes a challenge. Whenever you tease by telling him you’re not wearing any underwear, or playing footsies with him under the table, he is instantly growing a tent in his slacks.

He makes it his goal to get you back every time and get you back he does.

He’s also just a sucker for you dressing up for him. Lingerie or skimpy dress, if you’re wearing it, he is ripping it off.

N = Nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He can’t deal with anything unsanitary or unsafe. Choking you a little? Sure of course. Choking up with a belt? Not happening. He knows how fragile the human windpipe is.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He feels guilty about it but he definitely prefers receiving. It’s not like he hates giving — trust he can eat pussy like nobody’s business, but the feeling of your mouth wrapped around his cock is something nothing else could compare to in his mind. If you offer to let him fuck your throat he will take that opportunity so fast you won’t even be able to comprehend what’s happening before you’re kneeling on the floor.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

He can go either way but more often than not it’s pretty rough. You have spent many nights at his place and woken up the next morning with a limp and a sore ass.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?)

He’s alright with them. They’re not his favourite because he doesn’t like to feel rushed when he’s fucking you — he takes his time, but if it’s the only option he needs his fix of you more than he needs to wait for the next time he has enough time to take it slow.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

He’s not really experimental but if you tell him something you’re interested in trying he’s down to try it at least once (unless it’s one of his hard nos of course).

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

He’s a pretty physically active guy and that shows with his stamina. He usually only taps out once he’s dehydrated.

T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Aemond doesn’t own any himself but he likes using the ones you own on you, especially the vibrator. He thinks it’s incredibly dumb when guys view sex toys as competition rather than tools that can be used to make sex better.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease?)

World’s biggest tease. It’s part of the fun of the game you two play together. Sitting across from each other at dinner with his family is pure torture for both of you. Sucking way too long on your dessert spoon while he wipes the corner of his mouth with his finger so he can suck it clean.

If he’s in a teasing mood he makes it everyone else’s problem. His poor mothers just wanted a nice innocent family dinner.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make?)

Not too loud when it comes to sounds besides grunts but a dirty little mouth on him. Runs in his family.

‘You’re my dirty whore, you know that right?’ ‘That’s it, cum all over my cock for me’

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

He has a throughly put together sex playlist. It’s a bunch of different genres and artists and he spent months working on it before he had sex for the first time.

X = X-Ray (what’s goin’ on under those clothes?)

Two words. Big balls.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive? how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Again he’s a pretty active guy, it’s like he’s in a competitive sport where the only competition is himself and the only goal is to fuck you until he physically cannot move anymore.

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)