#cishetdestroyer9000

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck…] Verse 1 Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world. Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Verse 2 Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre Chorus You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! True, it’s quite outrageous But it’s all contagious! Verse 3 Jasper’s secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people’s ends. Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? Verse 4 Lil’ Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you ‘bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, March drag WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG? Chorus You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! True, it’s quite outrageous But it’s all contagious! Verse 5 Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab Gam-zee’s got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass Verse 6 Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around Chorus You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! True, it’s quite outrageous But it’s all contagious! Verse 7 Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk Uu, uu Princely tights Guy Fieri is the Antichrist Verse 8 Captchalogue, modus And Strife Specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can’t outrun what’s already here Chorus You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! True, it’s quite outrageous But it’s all contagious! Verse 9 Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog Verse 10 Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don’t screw with the Condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom’s about to EXPLODE! Chorus You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on You can’t fight the Home-stuck! Though it’s weird and random It’s the greatest fandom! You can’t fight the Home-stuck! True, it’s quite outrageous But it’s all contagious!

why did u never come back, if that was an april fools joke then it sucked bc u poopoo D:<

[7:19:53 PM] ♚ reese ♚: LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO [7:19:56 PM] ♚ reese ♚:

we are sailor uranus nd sailor neptune ;+)

u r cute. very cute. im srry im bad with cute messages

i have another interesting story. once we were at the beach and we were sitting near the ocean and i was sitting on a floaty and the waves soon reached me and took me into the sea and i was just slowly floating away from my parents in a crocodile floaty and no one even noticed until i was really far out in the ocean and my dad had to charge out into the ocean to get me out.

im a creative child